Twisted Building (Pre-Earthquaked)

Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray. - Seymoure Cray

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. - Phyllis Diller

Love for me is like a pretzel. Twisted and salty. - Emmy Gay

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

I'm not sick, I'm twisted. Sick makes it sound like there's a cure! - Unknown

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

For me, part of one my big movements is building authentic street environments for skateboarding. - Rob Dyrdek

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

When a man has no design but to speak plain truth, he may say a great deal in a very narrow compass. - Sir Richard Steele

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind - the answer is twelve. I think I'm in the wrong building. - Charles Schulz

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. - Sergio Aragones

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles