Do You Drive A Cataract?

Optometrist-required translation


A Japanese tourist went to a Canadian eye Doctor. After an examination, the Doctor said, “You have a cataract.”

The Japanese tourist shook his head. “Oh no. I have a Rincoln!”


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Who can blind lover's eyes? - Virgil

It is not the I, what an eye can eye. - Ek Kadam

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes. - William Shakespeare

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. - Mahatma Gandhi

An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness. - Margaret Atwood

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? - Groucho Marx

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

I'm gonna keep a beagle-eye on you the whole weekend. - Archie Bunker

Menopause in progress: go around and do not make eye contact. - Unknown

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

What'd ya think, you were gonna pull the wolf over my eyes? - Archie Bunker

If a man puts out the eye of an equal, his eye shall be put out. - Hammurabi

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

In the land of the blind those who are blessed with one eye are kings. - French Proverb

Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye. - Helen Keller

When your life flashes before your eyes, make sure it's fun to watch. - MGM Grand Hotel

It's very strange when the life you never had flashes before your eyes. - Terri Minsky

There is so much in the world for us all if we only have the eyes to see it. - L M Montgomery

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever. - Donald Trump

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

Get thee glass eyes;
And, like a scurvy politician, seem
To see the things thou dost not. - William Shakespeare

Truth is always present; it only needs to lift the iron lids of the mind's eye to read its oracles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is only with the heart that one can see clearly, for the most essential things are invisible to the eye. - Unknown

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

That's the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes' booth. - Archie Bunker

I might show facts as plain as day: but, since your eyes are blind, you'd say, 'Where? What?' and turn away. - Christina Rossetti

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

A reputation, once damaged, may possibly be repaired, but the world will always keep their eyes on the spot where the crack was. - Joseph Hall

Did Lincoln apologize to Alexander Graham Booth? Did you ever hear of scruples? I think Boom Boom caught 'em from a Chinaman. - Archie Bunker

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

If a train is coming at you, closing your eyes won't save you... but if you look right at it, you at least have a chance to jump. - Andrew Vachss

You always feel when you look it straight in the eye that you could have put more into it, could have let yourself go and dug harder. - Emily Carr

You can close your eyes to things you don't want to see, but you can't close your heart to things you don't want to feel. - Renee Slanksy

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

If I could be anything in the world I would want to be a teardrop because I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. - Unknown

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami


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