COLD Fairbanks

What they do in Fairbanks when it’s 45 below





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Moose are the squirrels of Alaska. - Tim Moon

Manners are love in a cool climate. - Quentin Crisp

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters

Revenge is a dish best served cold. - Italian Proverb

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

Never underestimate the value of cold cash. - Gregory Nunn

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman

What good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness? - John Steinbeck

We are cold to others only when we are dull in ourselves. - William Hazlitt

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. - Will Rogers

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party. - Groucho Marx

In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you. - Yakov Smirnoff

Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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20-Nov-2019