This morning on the Queensway, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup. As a man, I don’t scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call... Damn women drivers! see also   Car  &  Safety   Sections Annual Meeting of Women Drivers Diverse Women Drivers VW Owner Whatever Women Drivers  (7.6M)   No Feeding How It's Done Toad Selfie Daily Rain Gauge RSVP France-Is Bacon Do Not Touch Sign Giant Step For Mankind SirLoin On This Site in 1897 Ship Shipping Ships Seal Survival The Power Of Faith Jesus Was Here Palm Sunday Social Distancing Service

06-Apr-2020