We start to “bud” in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find anything that comes in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurts so bad it brings us to tears. Enter the almighty, uncomfortable training bra contraption the boys in school will snap until we have calluses on our backs. Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong Trade Secrets: What women do - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Dull women have immaculate homes. - Unknown Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. - Unknown Her husband was infidelicate with another woman. - Archie Bunker Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier Everybody pities the weak; jealousy you have to earn. - Arnold Schwarzenegger A wit should be no more sincere than a woman constant. - William Congreve We're women. We have a double standard to live up to. - Ally McBeal I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. - George Burns I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite That woman speaks eighteen languages and can't say no in any of them. - Dorothy Parker If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon Bimbo: Any woman to whom you pay a compliment, while in the company of your wife - Daffynitions joe-ks.com My vigour, vitality, and cheek repel me. I am the kind of woman I would run from. - Nancy Astor Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it. - Jean-Paul Belmondo The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx Let praise be given equally to women as well as men who have been distinguished in virtue. - Plato Many a woman has a past, but I am told that she has at least a dozen, and that they all fit. - Oscar Wilde I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be made at me for saying that. - Mitch Hedberg The stronger the dialog, the stronger the brand; the weaker the dialog, the weaker the brand. - Larry Webber To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding Crying doesn't indicate that you are weak. Ever since you were born it's been a sign that you are alive. - Unknown How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde If a woman says, 'Do what you want', do not do what you want. Stand still. Do not blink. Don't even breathe. Just play dead. - Unknown see also Feminist Section 1920 Strongwoman 7 Dwarfs of Menopause Everything Men Know About Women Female Attraction Happy Periods Menopause Jewelry Menopause Sucks New Drugs For Women Out Of Estrogen - Make My Day PMS PMS Center PMS Greeting From The Teacher PMS Guide for Male Attraction Understanding Women Understanding Women - Pocket Edition Why Women Are Crabby |
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