We start to “bud” in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find anything that comes in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurts so bad it brings us to tears. Enter the almighty, uncomfortable training bra contraption the boys in school will snap until we have calluses on our backs. Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong Some leaders are born women. - Unknown Wrong no man and write no woman. - Elbert Hubbard For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf Women would rather be right than reasonable. - Ogden Nash When women go wrong, men go right after them. - Mae West Women in London must have learned not to breathe. - Irene Trimble Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. - Oscar Wilde A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. - Marilyn Monroe Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak. - Sun Tzu There is no force more powerful than a woman determined to rise. - Unknown Women and foxes, being weak, are distinguished by superior tact. - Ambrose Bierce She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission. - Archie Bunker Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him. - Brendan Francis Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis He who has two women loses his soul. But he who has two homes loses his mind. - Ancient Proverb The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating. - Oscar Wilde She's the kind of woman who climbed the ladder of success - wrong by wrong. - Mae West I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. - Cher Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed. - Godfrey Winn We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. - Groucho Marx Men have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority. I've never had trouble with a woman in any position. - Sam Malone I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same. - Iris Murdoch From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky When a woman puts on a heel, she has a different posture, a different attitude. She really stands up and has a consciousness of her body. - Christian Louboutin With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera see also Feminist Section 1920 Strongwoman 7 Dwarfs of Menopause Everything Men Know About Women Female Attraction Happy Periods Menopause Jewelry Menopause Sucks New Drugs For Women Out Of Estrogen - Make My Day PMS PMS Center PMS Greeting From The Teacher PMS Guide for Male Attraction Understanding Women Understanding Women - Pocket Edition Why Women Are Crabby |
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