University of Georgia Entrance Exam

Football Player Version


1. What language is spoken in France? ____________________

2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions - OR - give the first name of Pamela Anderson. ____________________

3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to: (Circle the correct answer)
(a) build a bridge (b) sail the ocean (c) lead an army (d) WRITE A PLAY

4. What religion is the Pope? (Circle the correct answer)
(a) Jewish (b) Catholic (c) Hindu (d) Polish (e) Agnostic (check only one)

5. Metric conversion. How many feet in 0.0 Meters? __________________

6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5? ____________________

7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately) ____________________

8. What are people in America’s far north called? (Circle the correct answer)
(a) Westerners (b) Southerners (c) Northerners

9. Spell - Bush, Carter and Clinton?
____________ ____________ ____________

10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five.

11. Where does rain come from? (Circle the correct answer)
(a) Macy’s (b) a 7-11 (c) Canada (d) the sky

12. Can you explain Einstein’s Theory of Relativity? (Circle the correct answer)
(a) yes (b) no

13. What are coat hangers used for? ____________________

14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country? ____________________

15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium - OR - spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.
____________________

16. Where is the basement in a three story building located? ____________________

17. Which part of America produces the most oranges? (Circle the correct answer)
(a) New York (b) Florida (c) Canada (d) Wisconsin

18. Advanced math. If you have three apples how many apples do you have? ____________________

19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.) stand for? ____________________

20. The Cornell University tradition for efficiency began when (approximately)? (Circle the correct answer)
(a) B.C. (b) A.D. (c) still waiting


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See if he passed the literaracy test. - Archie Bunker

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

The first test of a truly great man is his humility. - John Ruskin

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

The tests of life are not meant to break you but make you. - Norman Vincent Peale

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

If you wait until there is another case study in your industry, you will be too late. - Seth Godin

I study myself more than any other subject. That is my metaphysics, that is my physics, - Michel de Montaigne

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

It is a fine thing to have ability, but the ability to discover ability in others is the true test. - Elbert Hubbard

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

If we are made of atoms, then a scientist studying atoms is actually a group of atoms studying themselves. - Unknown

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

If you study a subject every day, for one hour a day, for five days a week - in five years you will become an expert in that area. - Earl Nightingale

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much, it is whether we provide enough for those who have little. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college. - Bill Vaughan

Blind faith, no matter how passionately expressed, will not suffice. Science for its part will test relentlessly every assumption about the human condition. - E.O. Wilson

The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson. - Tom Bodett

Keep a good attitude and do the right thing even when it's hard. When you do that you are passing the test. And God promises you your marked moments are on their way. - Joel Osteen

The best narrative is one of infinite love. A spiritual affair - one not of the material world. Intermingled, with no beginning nor end - it will always stand the test of time. - Terry A. O'Neal

I used to collect hockey cards. It was like Vegas at my school. You'd go to school with your box of cards, and at recess and lunchtime there were all these games we'd play. - Steve Nash

I'm a really smart guy. I was a really good student at the best school in the country. The reason I have a little doubt, just a little, is because he grew up and nobody knew him. - Donald Trump

President Obama smoked so much pot in college he never learned to spell. Which is why he's confusing the word "ruining" the country with "running" the country. - Kilburn Hall

The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week have the highest bone density. They need it - they're the ones falling down the most. - Jay Leno

We made up games. We didn't have equipment. When it snowed, we would play slow motion tackle football. We would play hockey, but we wouldn't skate. We just made things up. I loved doing that. - Mike Krzyzewski


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