A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem they had never before shared with anyone, not even each other. Always say no, and you will never by married. - French Proverb In married life, three is company and two none. - Oscar Wilde Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen My socks DO match. They're the same thickness. - Steven Wright An Irish wedding is a tame thing to an Irish funeral. - Mary Deasy You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. - Unknown Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." - Herbert Spencer I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom. - Groucho Marx I've been married twice but I haven't had a marriage yet. - Jennifer Lopez Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. - Quentin Crisp Men are my hobby. If I ever got married, I'd have to give it up. - Mae West A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once or twice. - Eva Gabor You know you're getting old if you have more fingers than real teeth. - Rodney Dangerfield Marriage halves our griefs, doubles our joys, and quadruples our expenses. - G K Chesterton If I'm traveling, I'll pack socks in my bag - really cute furry ones. - Nicki Minaj I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel Bachelors: Married men may have better halves, but bachelors have better quarters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse I've been married to a communist and a fascist, and neither would take out the garbage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor Thrusting my nose firmly between his teeth, I threw him heavily to the ground on top of me. - Mark Twain Rituals are important. Nowadays it's hip not to be married. I'm not interested in being hip. - John Lennon For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you. - Walt Disney Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot If your cousin Maude says one wrong word to me, we're gonna be leaving before the bride takes the shower. - Archie Bunker Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me. - Elayne Boosler My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson see also Clothing, Marriage & Newlywed Sections Days Of The Week Socks Great White Socks Sock Anatomy Spring Sock Clearance Wine Socks |
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