A Charlotte, NC, lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against fire among other things. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy, the lawyer filed claim against the insurance company. The law is silent during war. - Cicero Agree, for the law is costly. - William Camden All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot Don't judge your taco by its price. - Hunter S. Thompson Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer. - Robert Louis Stevenson To live outside the law, you must be honest. - Bob Dylan What do you call a lawyer gone bad? Senator. - Marvin Lebman Judge, could I, waddya call, encroach the bench? - Archie Bunker There's a strong criminal relement up there. - Archie Bunker We are never to judge a philosophy by its abuse. - Augustine The worst form of injustice is pretended justice. - Plato Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Robert Christy A successful lawsuit is the one worn by a policeman. - Robert Frost Lawyers believe a man is innocent until proven broke. - Robin Hall Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers. - Voltaire The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. - Groucho Marx Somebody must get the incompetent lawyers and doctors. - George Bernard Shaw Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe Defries Good lawyers know the law. Great lawyers know the judge. - Unknown Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end. - Arthur Baer People hasten to judge in order not to be judged themselves. - Albert Camus A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it. - Dalai Lama My photographs don't do me justice – they just look like me. - Phyllis Diller The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself. - Wayne W. Dyer Layers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished. - Jeremy Bentham The wisest man is the silent one. Examine his actions. Judge him by them. - Karen M Moning The Second Law of Pies: they must be baked, not fried (or boiled, or steamed). - Janet Clarkson I know that this defies the law of gravity, but, you see, I never studied law. - Bugs Bunny I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle Lawyers are like foxes, small and innocuous, but all the time stealthily sniffing the air. - Michael O'Sullivan What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary? - Marion Barry I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe. - Dalai Lama Lawyers get you out'n the kind of trouble you'd never get in if there was no lawyers. - Ken Alstad If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place. - George Savile Lawyers are the only civil delinquents whose judges must of necessity be chosen from themselves. - Charles C Colton Most of the dishonest lawyers are the product of dishonest clients - the demand creates the supply. - Morris Salem Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in. - Brendan Behan There are not enough jails, not enough policemen, not enough courts to enforce a law not supported by the people. - Hubert H Humphrey It might be pardonable to refuse to defend some men, but to defend them negligently is nothing short of criminal. - Marcus Tullius Cicero People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods. - Albert Einstein Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli What's the first excellence in a lawyer? Tautology. What's the second? Tautology. What's the third? Tautology. - Richard Steele Lawyers are like cheeses. There are lots of good ones, but not everybody likes the taste of some or can afford the best of others. - Robin Ellison see also Firemen & Lawyer Sections An Old Man’s Dying Request Ancient Greek Law Atheist Holiday Attending To Business Clever Lawyer Crazy Laws Difference Between a Convict and a Lawyer Do Not Read Law Generous Judge’s Divorce Settlement Generous Lawyer Good Lawyer Honest Lawyer Is This Legal? Joyous Lawyers Justice Is Blind Laws Of Golf Lawyer Expands Practice Lawyer Priorities Legal Assistance For All Legal Exhibit Legal Grounds Negotiating Lawyers Negotiations Texas Style Nepal Lawyer On The Loose Polish Divorce Texas Three-Kick Rule |
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