A Doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have died and are in line together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter appears to speak with them and asks them what good they have done in their lives. Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull My basics are black, white, or neutral, and I'll wear a ton of jewelry or carry a brightly colored bag. - Rachel Zoe Faith is a fine invention When Gentlemen can see - But Microscopes are prudent In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin see also Doctor & Medical Sections Do You Have An HMO? New Medic Alert Bracelet |
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