A little boy surprised his grandmother one morning and brought her a cup of coffee in bed. He had made it all by himself and was very proud of himself. He waited eagerly to hear her verdict on the quality of the coffee. Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Has Beans: Used coffee grounds - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? - Steven Wright Your messages are all the coffee I need. - Unknown When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick How I feel when there is no coffee? DEPRESSO - Unknown Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? - Albert Camus I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T S Eliot I'd rather take coffee than compliments just now. - Louisa May Alcott I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek Depresso: The feeling you get when you run out of coffee - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown What would life be without coffee? But then, what is it even with coffee? - King Louis XV I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown If there's no coffee, I'm not getting up. Make Groundhog Day just better. - ethicalbean It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee, and then after that still don't talk to me. - Unknown Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda see also Army, Inspiration & Relationship Sections I Eat Soldiers For Breakfast Birth Control Pills For Grandma Coffee D Cups Grandma’s Beautiful Pies Grandma’s Control Problems – Biodegradable Super Fluff Grandma’s Controller Grandma Not Welcome Grandma Protection Grandma’s Remedies Grandma Was Here Granny Does Windows Too How Grandma Handles Windows Italian Grandma’s Advice Leaning Grandma Legal Disclosure Shopping With Grandma Surfer Grandma Tech Help For Grandma Visiting Grandma in 2015 |
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