Five Doctors went duck hunting one day. Included in the group were a GP, a pediatrician, a psychiatrist, a surgeon and a pathologist. After a time, a bird came winging overhead. Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin The cure for grief is motion. - Elbert Hubbard Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous A canter is the cure for all evil. - Benjamin Disraeli The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott The best medicine is having a good wife. - Kin Hubbard I've tried body surfing. It's nice. - Ziggy Marley I feel young, but my body doesn't agree. - Bryant Gumbel I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror. - Danny Zuker An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. - Ben Franklin False Doctrine: Giving people the wrong medicine - Daffynitions joe-ks.com The doctor is to be feared more than the disease. - French Proverb The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore Be strong in body, clean in mind, lofty in ideals. - James Naismith My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan For broken dreams, the cure is dream again; and deeper. - C S Lewis No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. - Bill Watterson Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer What air is to the body, to feel understood is to the heart. - Stephen Covey If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler Zeal: A nervous disorder afflicting the young and inexperienced. - Ambrose Bierce There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana Take care of your body. It's the only place you have to live. - Jim Rohn A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity. - Dorothy Parker The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist. - Austin O'Malley Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter I wanted to be a brain surgeon, but I had a bad habit of dropping things. - Gilbert Gottfried The colder the X-Ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. - Steven Wright In these times, God's people must trust him for rest of body and soul. - David Wilkerson One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift Yoga teaches us to cure what need not be endured and endure what cannot be cured. - B.K. Iyengar My favorite thing about the human body is that we're all basically doughnuts. - Tyler Oakley Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying Constant attention by a good nurse may be just as important as a major operation by a surgeon. - Dag Hammarskjold If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. - Walter Matthau The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons The abdomen, the chest, and the brain will forever be shut from the intrusion of the wise and humane surgeon. - Eric Ericksen Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet. - Rodney Dangerfield What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi 'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht It's a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate. - Dave Barry Concentrating on poses clears the mind, while focusing on the breath helps the body shift out of fight or flight mode. - Melanie Haiken The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers Medicine is the restoration of discordant elements; sickness is the discord of the elements infused into the living body. - Leonardo da Vinci A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown We are, as a species, addicted to story. Even when the body goes to sleep, the mind stays up all night, telling itself stories. - John Gottschall A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown If you removed all the arteries, veins, and capillaries from a person's body, and tied them end-to-end... the person will die. - Neil deGrasse Tyson My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is a man who collects the rent. - Lord Webb-Johnson Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha In other industries, value is defined by the ultimate stakeholder - the one who benefits, or not, from the service. We should do the same in medicine. - Dave deBronkart see also Doctor & Hunting Sections Car Surgeon Doctor Types Hunters New Year’s Resolution Mechanical Patient |
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