Five Doctors went duck hunting one day. Included in the group were a GP, a pediatrician, a psychiatrist, a surgeon and a pathologist. After a time, a bird came winging overhead. Quack: A duck's Doctor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil Anatomical: Joe-ks about the body - Daffynitions joe-ks.com One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb I speak two languages, English and Body. - Mae West No medicine cures what happiness cannot. - Gabriel G Marquez The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin The way a doctor writes out a subscription. - Archie Bunker I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror. - Danny Zuker Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron The doctor is to be feared more than the disease. - French Proverb A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington One should only see a psychiatrist out of boredom. - Muriel Spark For broken dreams, the cure is dream again; and deeper. - C S Lewis Difficulties strengthen the mind, as labor does the body. - Seneca A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert Psychiatrist: an M.D. who can't stand the sight of blood. - Unknown Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb Chiropractor: A Doctor who works his fingers to the bone - yours - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Markus Herz There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me. - Unknown Take care of your body. It's the only place you have to live. - Jim Rohn A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier Of all ills that one endures, hope is a cheap and universal cure. - Abraham Cowley Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome There is nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure. - Jack E Leonard Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist. - Austin O'Malley Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh I'm not sick, I'm twisted. Sick makes it sound like there's a cure! - Unknown A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb Yoga teaches us to cure what need not be endured and endure what cannot be cured. - B.K. Iyengar The French invented the only known cure for dandruff. It is called the guillotine. - P G Wodehouse Age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body. - Unknown The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams The latest thing in psychiatry is group therapy. Instead of couches, they use bunk beds. - Henny Youngman Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings. - Laurence J Peter Seafood is one of the easiest things to digest - a bratwurst is really hard on the body. - Joey Chestnut The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben A body of men holding themselves accountable to nobody ought not to be trusted by anybody. - Thomas Paine A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright I've just become a pensioner so I've started saving up for my own hospital trolley. - Tom Baker My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire Psychiatrist: a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Unknown A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. - Thomas Paine Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten You go to a psychiatrist when you're slightly cracked and keep going until you're completely cracked. - Unknown Our memories are card indexes consulted, and then put back in disorder, by authorities whom we do not control. - Cyril Connolly In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet. - Rodney Dangerfield I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain 'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid I had a job selling hearing aids from door to door. It wasn't easy, because your best prospects never answered. - Bob Monkhouse Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick It's a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate. - Dave Barry I chalk up the fact that I got diabetes to my body saying, 'Dude, you have been doing wrong for way too long!' - Randy Jackson You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie There's a belonging problem in Hollywood. Who dictates who belongs? The very body who dictates that looks all one way. - Ava DuVernay 'Psychotherapy' is a private, confidential conversation that has nothing to do with illness, medicine, or healing. - Thomas Szasz Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins We are, as a species, addicted to story. Even when the body goes to sleep, the mind stays up all night, telling itself stories. - John Gottschall Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso see also Doctor & Hunting Sections Car Surgeon Doctor Types Hunters New Year’s Resolution Mechanical Patient |
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