A pharmacist walks into a drugstore to find a guy leaning heavily against a
wall. He asks the clerk, “What’s with the guy over there by the wall?”
The clerk responds, “He came in here this morning to get something for his
cough. I couldn’t find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of
laxative.”
The wide-eyed pharmacist shouts, “You
Moroff! You
can’t treat a cough with a bottle of laxatives!”
The clerk calmly responds, “Of course you can. Look at him - he’s afraid to
cough!”