Jerry owns Magic Spray Car Wash System, and his company installed a car wash system in Vancouver, B.C. - a complete system including the moneychanger and money taking machines. The problem started when the new owner complained to Jerry that he was losing significant amounts of money from his coin machines each week. He went as far as to accuse Jerry's employees of having a key to the boxes and ripping him off. Jerry just couldn't believe that his people would do that. So they setup a camera to catch the thief in action - and catch the thief they did - on film! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I cried all the way to the bank. - Liberace A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers I sell frosting for money. I'm a frostitute. - Unknown All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire Waitress: A woman who thinks money grows on trays - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Magic: An art of converting superstition into coin - Daffynitions joe-ks.com To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. - Kathleen Norris Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it. - Henny Youngman Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. - Kin Hubbard When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D Rockefeller There's only one thing money won't buy, and that's poverty. - Joe E Lewis There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost. - Kin Hubbard The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb Money and success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there. - Will Smith I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time. - Steven Wright Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. - Ambrose Bierce Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers see also Bird & Financial Sections Ice Cream Thief Newfoundland Is For The Birds Spot the Thief |
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