To Catch A Coin Thief

Money is the best cosmetic. - International Proverb

Bird House: Home Tweet Home. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wishing to be a bird so you can Fly Away. - Unknown

Money is a great servant, but a poor master. - Francis Bacon

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

Minutes are worth more than money. Spend them wisely. - Thomas P Murphy

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it. - Henny Youngman

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm. - Alan Perlis

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

A sure way to lose happiness is to want it at the expense of everything else. - Bette Davis

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

Income: 1. Something you cannot live without nor within; 2. The sum of money which it costs more than to live. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor