To Catch A Coin Thief

Marry money. - Max Shulman

Kind words cost nothing. - Unknown

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

Money no longer talks. It just goes without saying. - George Humphrey

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

The robbed that smiles, steals something from the thief. - William Shakespeare

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down. - Flip Wilson

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

There should be no bank too big to fail but no individual too big to jail. - Hillary Clinton

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki