To Catch A Coin Thief

I cried all the way to the bank. - Liberace

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. - Unknown

I can hold a note as long as the Chase Manhattan Bank. - Ethel Merman

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

The early bird catches the worm, eats more, and dies sooner. - Czech Proverb

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

Old houses mended, cost little less than new before they're ended. - Colley Cibber

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down. - Flip Wilson

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

Don't stand shivering upon the bank; plunge in at once, and have it over. - Sam Slick

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. - Jim Bishop

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

I've never believed in measuring one's worth by the size of his or her bank account. I prefer to look at distance traveled. - Dan Rather

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers