To Catch A Coin Thief

Sliver Dollar: Use of wooden money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bribery: Using money as a blindfold - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

He does not own money whose money owns him. - St. Cyprian

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Minutes are worth more than money. Spend them wisely. - Thomas P Murphy

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

The robbed that smiles, steals something from the thief. - William Shakespeare

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? - George Carlin

Forgiveness is a gift of high value. Yet its cost is nothing. - Betty Smith

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

Woodpecker: 1. A knocking bird; 2. A 17th Century prosthetic device. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker

Humour and irony include tragedy; they're two sides of the same coin. - Maurizio Cattelan

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

Save a thief from the gallows and he will be the first to cut your throat. - Italian Proverb

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

Bank robbery is an initiative of amateurs. True professionals establish a bank. - Bertroit Brecht

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. - Irwin Corey

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

Time is the coin of your life. It is the only coin you have, and only you can determine how it will be spent. - Carl Sandburg

The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem. - J Paul Getty

I've never believed in measuring one's worth by the size of his or her bank account. I prefer to look at distance traveled. - Dan Rather

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

Money doesn't change men, it merely unmasks them. If a man is naturally selfish, or arrogant, or greedy, the money brings that out. - Henry Ford

Victory at all cost, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival. - Winston Churchill

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump