Jerry owns Magic Spray Car Wash System, and his company installed a car wash system in Vancouver, B.C. - a complete system including the moneychanger and money taking machines. The problem started when the new owner complained to Jerry that he was losing significant amounts of money from his coin machines each week. He went as far as to accuse Jerry's employees of having a key to the boxes and ripping him off. Jerry just couldn't believe that his people would do that. So they setup a camera to catch the thief in action - and catch the thief they did - on film! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Marry money. - Max Shulman Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson One Scent: The cost of a skunk - Daffynitions joe-ks.com When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb Don't marry for money; divorce for money. - Wendy Liebman Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker Waitress: A woman who thinks money grows on trays - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. - Steven Wright Money no longer talks. It just goes without saying. - George Humphrey Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? - Unknown Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? - George Carlin Spare no expense to make everything as economical as possible. - Samuel Goldwyn I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford There is a certain Buddhistic calm that comes from having money in the bank. - Tom Robbins Don't stand shivering upon the bank; plunge in at once, and have it over. - Sam Slick I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is. - Oscar Wilde The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost Happiness, not money or prestige, should be regarded as the ultimate currency - the currency by which we take measure of our lives. - Tal Ben-Shahar NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump see also Bird & Financial Sections Ice Cream Thief Newfoundland Is For The Birds Spot the Thief |
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