![]() How Olympic dreams start in Alabama He who slings mud generally loses ground. - Adlai Stevenson The world is mud-luscious and puddle-wonderful. - e e cummings Throw plenty of mud and some of it is bound to stick. - Hipponax Even in the mud and scum of things, something always sings. - Ralph Waldo Emerson Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot Some people could look at a mud puddle and see an ocean with ships. - Zora N Hurston The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off. - Red Skelton My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy In the Moscow Olympics, Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion's race. - David Coleman He won the bronze medal in the 1976 Olympics, so he's used to being out in front. - David Coleman It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps If you don't try to win you might as well hold the Olympics in somebody's backyard. - Jesse Owens If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood, then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn When you throw mud at others, you not only get your hands dirty but also lose a lot of ground. - English Proverb Science is angling in the mud - angling for immortality and for anything else that may turn up. - Aldous Huxley You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky see also Olympic, Redneck & Sport Sections |
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