[A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he was gone. A few days later, he received this report...]
MOST HONOURABLE SIR:
YOU LEAVE HOUSE. I WATCH HOUSE.
HE COME TO HOUSE. I WATCH.
HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE, I FOLLOW.
HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL.
I CLIMB TREE. I LOOK IN WINDOW.
HE KISS SHE. SHE KISS HE.
HE STRIP SHE. SHE STRIP HE.
HE PLAY WITH SHE. SHE PLAY WITH HE.
I PLAY WITH ME.
I FALL OFF TREE.
I NOT SEE.
NO FEE,
CHEN LEE
Justice delayed is justice denied. - William Gladstone
Common sense often makes good law. - William O Douglas
Whenever law ends, tyranny begins. - John Locke
Position is nine-tenths of the law. - Archie Bunker
A lawsuit helps keep lawyers clothed. - Unknown
Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer. - Robert Louis Stevenson
What do you call a lawyer gone bad? Senator. - Marvin Lebman
If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI
Our ancestors ... were laborers, not lawyers. - Thomas Jefferson
Judge a man by the reputation of his enemies. - Arabian Proverb
Keep skunks, bankers and lawyers at a distance. - Unknown
We are never to judge a philosophy by its abuse. - Augustine
The worst form of injustice is pretended justice. - Plato
Law of the Supermarket: The other line moves faster. - Unknown
Lawyers and painters can soon change white to black. - Henry G Bohn
It's every man's business to see justice done. - Arthur Conan Doyle
The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers. - William Shakespeare
The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law. - Yiddish Proverb
People hasten to judge in order not to be judged themselves. - Albert Camus
What a cage is to the wild beast, law is to the selfish man. - Herbert Spencer
It is a secret worth knowing, that lawyers rarely go to law. - Moses Crowell
A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless it is paid for. - Unknown
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx
Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate. - Ambrose Bierce
The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr
Lawyers are like beavers. They get in the mainstream and dam it up. - John Naisbitt
Lawyers are a bad lot... They cheat their living out of honest people. - Albert R Carman
You cannot live without lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. - Joseph H Choate
Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor
Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant. - Robert Louis Stevenson
The Second Law of Pies: they must be baked, not fried (or boiled, or steamed). - Janet Clarkson
Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark
Nobody has a more sacred obligation to obey the law than those who make the law. - Sophocles
Lawyers are operators of toll bridges which anyone in search of justice must pass. - Jane Bryant Quinn
May you live your life as if the maxim of your actions were to become universal law. - Immanuel Kant
My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson
Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle
Lawyers are like the knights of old. You can use them to plunder other people's stuff. - Gene Gordon
I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe. - Dalai Lama
A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie
There is never a deed so foul that something couldn't be said for the guy; that's why there are lawyers. - Melvin Belli
My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman
In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. - John Adams
The great trial lawyers are the ones who help their jurors by providing them with the tools with which to reach the right verdict. - G Christopher Ritter
Bakinmyday: A law passed in the early 1900s that made it mandatory to build all schools at least 15 miles from all future grandfathers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille
Never utter these words: 'I do not know this, therefore it is false.' One must study to know; know to understand; understand to judge. - Apothegm of Narda
Most people ask questions because they want to know the answer; lawyers are trained never to ask questions unless they already know the answer. - Lani Guinier
The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France
It is much more difficult to judge oneself than to judge others. If you succeed in judging yourself rightly, then you are indeed a man of true wisdom. - Antoine De Saint-Exupery
Common sense often makes good law. - William O Douglas
Whenever law ends, tyranny begins. - John Locke
Position is nine-tenths of the law. - Archie Bunker
A lawsuit helps keep lawyers clothed. - Unknown
Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer. - Robert Louis Stevenson
What do you call a lawyer gone bad? Senator. - Marvin Lebman
If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI
Our ancestors ... were laborers, not lawyers. - Thomas Jefferson
Judge a man by the reputation of his enemies. - Arabian Proverb
Keep skunks, bankers and lawyers at a distance. - Unknown
We are never to judge a philosophy by its abuse. - Augustine
The worst form of injustice is pretended justice. - Plato
Law of the Supermarket: The other line moves faster. - Unknown
Lawyers and painters can soon change white to black. - Henry G Bohn
It's every man's business to see justice done. - Arthur Conan Doyle
The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers. - William Shakespeare
The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law. - Yiddish Proverb
People hasten to judge in order not to be judged themselves. - Albert Camus
What a cage is to the wild beast, law is to the selfish man. - Herbert Spencer
It is a secret worth knowing, that lawyers rarely go to law. - Moses Crowell
A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless it is paid for. - Unknown
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx
Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate. - Ambrose Bierce
The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr
Lawyers are like beavers. They get in the mainstream and dam it up. - John Naisbitt
Lawyers are a bad lot... They cheat their living out of honest people. - Albert R Carman
You cannot live without lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. - Joseph H Choate
Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor
Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant. - Robert Louis Stevenson
The Second Law of Pies: they must be baked, not fried (or boiled, or steamed). - Janet Clarkson
Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark
Nobody has a more sacred obligation to obey the law than those who make the law. - Sophocles
Lawyers are operators of toll bridges which anyone in search of justice must pass. - Jane Bryant Quinn
May you live your life as if the maxim of your actions were to become universal law. - Immanuel Kant
My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson
Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle
Lawyers are like the knights of old. You can use them to plunder other people's stuff. - Gene Gordon
I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe. - Dalai Lama
A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie
There is never a deed so foul that something couldn't be said for the guy; that's why there are lawyers. - Melvin Belli
My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman
In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. - John Adams
The great trial lawyers are the ones who help their jurors by providing them with the tools with which to reach the right verdict. - G Christopher Ritter
Bakinmyday: A law passed in the early 1900s that made it mandatory to build all schools at least 15 miles from all future grandfathers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille
Never utter these words: 'I do not know this, therefore it is false.' One must study to know; know to understand; understand to judge. - Apothegm of Narda
Most people ask questions because they want to know the answer; lawyers are trained never to ask questions unless they already know the answer. - Lani Guinier
The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France
It is much more difficult to judge oneself than to judge others. If you succeed in judging yourself rightly, then you are indeed a man of true wisdom. - Antoine De Saint-Exupery
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