[A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he was gone. A few days later, he received this report...]
MOST HONOURABLE SIR:
YOU LEAVE HOUSE. I WATCH HOUSE.
HE COME TO HOUSE. I WATCH.
HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE, I FOLLOW.
HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL.
I CLIMB TREE. I LOOK IN WINDOW.
HE KISS SHE. SHE KISS HE.
HE STRIP SHE. SHE STRIP HE.
HE PLAY WITH SHE. SHE PLAY WITH HE.
I PLAY WITH ME.
I FALL OFF TREE.
I NOT SEE.
NO FEE,
CHEN LEE
The law is silent during war. - Cicero
The trouble with law is lawyers. - Clarence Darrow
Common sense often makes good law. - William O Douglas
Whenever law ends, tyranny begins. - John Locke
Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. - Steven Wright
Law and order are not necessarily partners. - Saying
If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI
Where there's a will there's a lawsuit. - Addison Mizner
Let justice be done though the heavens should fall. - John Adams
The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal
Law of the Supermarket: The other line moves faster. - Unknown
Lawyers and painters can soon change white to black. - Henry G Bohn
It is an ill cause that the lawyer thinks shame o'. - John Ray
Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown
You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad
How many lawyer jokes are there? One, the rest are true stories. - Thomas F Shubnell
The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward justice. - Martin Luther King
Don't judge a book by its cover 'til you've read the book. - Jamie Lee Curtis
All the honesty in the world ain't legal tender for a loaf of bread. - Josh Billings
If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law. - Winston Churchill
True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown
The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal. - Erich Fromm
The Second Law of Pies: they must be baked, not fried (or boiled, or steamed). - Janet Clarkson
A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. - Patrick Murray
Lawyers are like scissors; they never cut each other, but what is between them. - Unknown
If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey, he is obligated to do so. - Thomas Jefferson
To make laws that man cannot, and will not obey, serves to bring all law into contempt. - Elizabeth C Stanton
Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington
Lawyers are like rhinoceroses: thick skinned, short-sighted, and always ready to charge. - David Mellor
Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day
My husband and I had our best sex during our divorce. It was like cheating on our lawyers. - Priscilla Lopez
If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine
Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney
We judge ourselves by what we feel capable of doing, while others judge us by what we have already done. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide. - Will Rogers
There's a lot of fake people in the world, but before you judge them, make sure you're not one of them. - Unknown
There is one kind of robber whom the law does not strike at, and who steals what is most precious to men: time. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy
It might be pardonable to refuse to defend some men, but to defend them negligently is nothing short of criminal. - Marcus Tullius Cicero
The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers
No oppression is so heavy or lasting as that which is inflicted by the perversion and exorbitance of legal authority. - Joseph Addison
When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you, you know your nation is doomed. - Ayn Rand
Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe
A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. - John F Kennedy
Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too. - Anton Chekhov
Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille
While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs
Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato
There is only one categorical imperative: Act only according to that maxim by which you can at the same time will that it should become universal law. - Immanuel Kant
The trouble with law is lawyers. - Clarence Darrow
Common sense often makes good law. - William O Douglas
Whenever law ends, tyranny begins. - John Locke
Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. - Steven Wright
Law and order are not necessarily partners. - Saying
If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI
Where there's a will there's a lawsuit. - Addison Mizner
Let justice be done though the heavens should fall. - John Adams
The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal
Law of the Supermarket: The other line moves faster. - Unknown
Lawyers and painters can soon change white to black. - Henry G Bohn
It is an ill cause that the lawyer thinks shame o'. - John Ray
Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown
You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad
How many lawyer jokes are there? One, the rest are true stories. - Thomas F Shubnell
The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward justice. - Martin Luther King
Don't judge a book by its cover 'til you've read the book. - Jamie Lee Curtis
All the honesty in the world ain't legal tender for a loaf of bread. - Josh Billings
If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law. - Winston Churchill
True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown
The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal. - Erich Fromm
The Second Law of Pies: they must be baked, not fried (or boiled, or steamed). - Janet Clarkson
A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. - Patrick Murray
Lawyers are like scissors; they never cut each other, but what is between them. - Unknown
If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey, he is obligated to do so. - Thomas Jefferson
To make laws that man cannot, and will not obey, serves to bring all law into contempt. - Elizabeth C Stanton
Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington
Lawyers are like rhinoceroses: thick skinned, short-sighted, and always ready to charge. - David Mellor
Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day
My husband and I had our best sex during our divorce. It was like cheating on our lawyers. - Priscilla Lopez
If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine
Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney
We judge ourselves by what we feel capable of doing, while others judge us by what we have already done. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide. - Will Rogers
There's a lot of fake people in the world, but before you judge them, make sure you're not one of them. - Unknown
There is one kind of robber whom the law does not strike at, and who steals what is most precious to men: time. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy
It might be pardonable to refuse to defend some men, but to defend them negligently is nothing short of criminal. - Marcus Tullius Cicero
The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers
No oppression is so heavy or lasting as that which is inflicted by the perversion and exorbitance of legal authority. - Joseph Addison
When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you, you know your nation is doomed. - Ayn Rand
Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe
A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. - John F Kennedy
Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too. - Anton Chekhov
Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille
While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs
Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato
There is only one categorical imperative: Act only according to that maxim by which you can at the same time will that it should become universal law. - Immanuel Kant
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