[A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he was gone. A few days later, he received this report...]
MOST HONOURABLE SIR:
YOU LEAVE HOUSE. I WATCH HOUSE.
HE COME TO HOUSE. I WATCH.
HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE, I FOLLOW.
HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL.
I CLIMB TREE. I LOOK IN WINDOW.
HE KISS SHE. SHE KISS HE.
HE STRIP SHE. SHE STRIP HE.
HE PLAY WITH SHE. SHE PLAY WITH HE.
I PLAY WITH ME.
I FALL OFF TREE.
I NOT SEE.
Justice delayed is justice denied. - William Gladstone
Whenever law ends, tyranny begins. - John Locke
He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides. - Charles Lamb
Law cannot persuade where it cannot punish. - Thomas Fuller
Our ancestors ... were laborers, not lawyers. - Thomas Jefferson
A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying
Law of the Supermarket: The other line moves faster. - Unknown
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. - Martin Luther King Jr.
It's every man's business to see justice done. - Arthur Conan Doyle
The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers. - William Shakespeare
Stop soft soapin' and trying to deterge the judge! - Archie Bunker
Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it. - Addison Mizner
Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown
The power of the lawyer is in the uncertainty of the law. - Jeremy Bentham
In the Halls of Justice, the only justice is in the halls. - Lenny Bruce
Injustice is relatively easy to bear; what stings is justice. - H L Mencken
Sometimes justice is at its most merciful when it's blind. - Nancy Gibbs
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin
Lawsuit: a machine you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce
A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo
Justice without force is powerless; force without justice is tyrannical. - Blaise Pascal
I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman
The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal. - Erich Fromm
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott
A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. - Patrick Murray
Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster
Nobody has a more sacred obligation to obey the law than those who make the law. - Sophocles
The four absolutes we all have in our minds: love, justice, evil, and forgiveness. - Ravi Zacharias
Justice is the insurance we have on our lives, and obedience is the premium we pay for it. - William Penn
I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe. - Dalai Lama
Lawyers get you out'n the kind of trouble you'd never get in if there was no lawyers. - Ken Alstad
Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela
At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle
Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney
Whatever their other contributions to our society, lawyers could be an important source of protein. - Guindon
We lawyers learn to study the faces of our witnesses, to form quick judgments, and to act upon them. - Lyman Abbott
Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell
Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde
The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers
The courtrooms of America all too often have Piper Cub advocates trying to handle the controls of Boeing 747 litigation. - Warren E. Burger
My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman
How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another. - Joyce Carol Oates
The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia
Men became scientific because they expected law in nature and they expected law in nature because they believed in a lawgiver. - Ravi Zacharias
The question arises: whether all lawyers are the same. This is like asking whether everything that gets into a sewer is garbage. - Florynce R Kennedy
Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too. - Anton Chekhov
The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France
Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato
The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honour, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?" - Steven Wright
The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman
Chinese Law School
Chinese to English Translation
Chu Your Food Well
Fortune Cookies - In Bed
Learn Chinese In 5 Minutes!
Snowmobile Races - Get There Early
2021 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars
Welcome to Texas, USPS
Not Without A Washer
Jogger's Weight Scale
Eye Testing In Progress
Long Bore Gun
Where Weir'd Frogmen Jump In
Low Ceiling Workout