Love Dress

How not to attract your spouse


A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son’s house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing; the aroma of perfume filled the room.

“What are you doing?” she asked.

“I’m waiting for my husband to come home from work,” the daughter-in-law answered.

“But you’re naked!” the mother-in-law exclaimed.

“This is my love dress,” the daughter-in-law explained.

“Love dress? But you’re naked!”

“My husband loves me to wear this dress,” she explained. “It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can’t get enough of me.”

The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD and laid on the couch! Waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively.

“What are you doing?” he asked.
“This is my love dress,” she whispered, sensually.
“Needs ironing, what’s for dinner?”


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Love is blind. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Speak low if you speak love. - William Shakespeare

Work without love is slavery. - Mother Teresa

Love me and the world is mine. - David Reed

If you have love, it's easier. - Joe Segal

True love stories never have endings. - Richard Bach

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. - Albert Ellis

I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix. - Dan Quayle

I love mankind... It's people I can't stand. - Linus Van Pelt

Where there is great love, there are always miracles. - Willa Cather

Endless Love: Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

First and last, what is demanded of genius is love of truth. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Love is like playing checkers. You have to know which man to move. - Jackie Mabley

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

To love what you do and feel that it matters - how could anything be more fun. - Katharine Graham

Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. - Marion C. Garretty

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and let it come in. - Morrie Schwartz

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

For you see, each day I love you more
Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow. - Rosemonde Gerard

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Whoever loves much, performs much, and can accomplish much, and what is done in love is done well. - Vincent Van Gogh

I'm a human being and I fall in love and sometimes I don't have control of every situation. - Beyonce

Love is the true means by which the world is enjoyed: our Love to others and other's Love to us. - Thomas Traherne

To give truth to him who does not love the truth is to only give more reasons for misinterpretation. - George Macdonald

Being in love first moved them to promise fidelity: this quieter love enables them to keep the promise. - C S Lewis

The best portion of a good man's life are the little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love. - William Wordsworth

Anyone can get dressed up and glamorous, but it is how people dress in their days off that are the most intriguing. - Alexander Wang

Spend your time with those who love you unconditionally, not with those who love you only when the condition is right for them. - Unknown

Forgiveness is that subtle thread that binds both love and friendship. Without forgiveness, you may not even have a child one day. - George Foreman

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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17-Apr-2021