A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son’s house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing; the aroma of perfume filled the room.
“What are you doing?” she asked.
“I’m waiting for my husband to come home from work,” the daughter-in-law answered.
“But you’re naked!” the mother-in-law exclaimed.
“This is my love dress,” the daughter-in-law explained.
“Love dress? But you’re naked!”
“My husband loves me to wear this dress,” she explained. “It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can’t get enough of me.”
The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD and laid on the couch! Waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively.
“What are you doing?” he asked.
“This is my love dress,” she whispered, sensually.
“Needs ironing, what’s for dinner?”
Love more. Worry Less. - Unknown
Love is being stupid together. - Paul Valery
Love, and a cough, cannot be hid. - George Herbert
If you have love, it's easier. - Joe Segal
The sweetest joy, the wildest woe, is love. - Pearl Bailey
Life is a flower of which love is the honey. - Victor Hugo
An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb
Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts
The only abnormality is the incapacity to love. - Anais Nin
Love is not merely blind but mentally afflicted. - Alice Thomas Ellis
Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali
When is a monster not a monster? When you love it. - Caitlyn Siehl
Love is what you've been through with somebody. - James Thurber
Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe
Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho
Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them. - Joan Rivers
A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt
I have fallen in love with someone who is hiding inside of you. - Hafiz
Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it. - Unknown
Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson
One is never wounded by the love one gives; only by the love one expects. - Marty Rubin
To love what you do and feel it matters - how could anything be more fun? - Katharine Graham
If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott
Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius
A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar. - Lao-Tzu
Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. - Garrison Keillor
The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher
I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli
Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster
Be thankful for what you have. You have no idea how many people would love to have what you got. - Unknown
I love my father as the stars - he's a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart. - Terri Guillemets
I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far. - Neil Simon
I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick
I love thee - I love thee,
'Tis all that I can say
It is my vision in the night,
My dreaming in the day. - Thomas Hood
What I love the most about surfing is that it's my first love. It's the first thing I can remember being consumed by. - Stephanie Gilmore
You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset
I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe
Praise or blame has but a momentary effect on the man whose love of beauty in the abstract makes him a severe critic on his own works. - John Keats
One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir
I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim
Love is being stupid together. - Paul Valery
Love, and a cough, cannot be hid. - George Herbert
If you have love, it's easier. - Joe Segal
The sweetest joy, the wildest woe, is love. - Pearl Bailey
Life is a flower of which love is the honey. - Victor Hugo
An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb
Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts
The only abnormality is the incapacity to love. - Anais Nin
Love is not merely blind but mentally afflicted. - Alice Thomas Ellis
Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali
When is a monster not a monster? When you love it. - Caitlyn Siehl
Love is what you've been through with somebody. - James Thurber
Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe
Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho
Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them. - Joan Rivers
A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt
I have fallen in love with someone who is hiding inside of you. - Hafiz
Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it. - Unknown
Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson
One is never wounded by the love one gives; only by the love one expects. - Marty Rubin
To love what you do and feel it matters - how could anything be more fun? - Katharine Graham
If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott
Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius
A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar. - Lao-Tzu
Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. - Garrison Keillor
The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher
I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli
Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster
Be thankful for what you have. You have no idea how many people would love to have what you got. - Unknown
I love my father as the stars - he's a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart. - Terri Guillemets
I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far. - Neil Simon
I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick
I love thee - I love thee,
'Tis all that I can say
It is my vision in the night,
My dreaming in the day. - Thomas Hood
What I love the most about surfing is that it's my first love. It's the first thing I can remember being consumed by. - Stephanie Gilmore
You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset
I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe
Praise or blame has but a momentary effect on the man whose love of beauty in the abstract makes him a severe critic on his own works. - John Keats
One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir
I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim
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