Love Dress

How not to attract your spouse


A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son’s house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing; the aroma of perfume filled the room.

“What are you doing?” she asked.

“I’m waiting for my husband to come home from work,” the daughter-in-law answered.

“But you’re naked!” the mother-in-law exclaimed.

“This is my love dress,” the daughter-in-law explained.

“Love dress? But you’re naked!”

“My husband loves me to wear this dress,” she explained. “It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can’t get enough of me.”

The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD and laid on the couch! Waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively.

“What are you doing?” he asked.
“This is my love dress,” she whispered, sensually.
“Needs ironing, what’s for dinner?”


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I like perfume and flowers. - Donatella Versace

Love is a great beautifier. - Louisa May Alcott

Whom the gods love dies young. - Menander

The best proof of love is trust. - Joyce Brothers

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. - William Shakespeare

Love is an engraved invitation to grief. - Sunshine O'Donnell

Isn't love the only thing that counts? - Ravi Zacharias

The things that we love tell us what we are. - Thomas Aquinas

I will always love the false image I had of you. - Ashleigh Brilliant

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

I love being famous - it's almost like being white. - Chris Rock

First love is a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity. - George Bernard Shaw

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. - Bob Hope

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle

Tenderness is greater proof of love than the most passionate of vows. - Marlene Dietrich

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. - Jules Renard

One cannot think well, love well and sleep well if one has not dined well. - Virginia Woolf

Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit. - Peter Ustinov

The Irish and British, they love satire, it's a large part of the culture. - Ben Nicholson

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Sharing oft leaves less. But with love the more we share, the fuller our hearts. - J. Benson

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

I'd love to sell out completely. It's just that nobody has been willing to buy. - John Waters

There are a lot of things happening that show us that this, right now, is a time to love. - Stevie Wonder

I'm in love with the potential of miracles. For me, the safest place is out on a limb. - Shirley MacLaine

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

Love deeply, love without jealousy, love blissfully and help each other to be more meditative. - Osho

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

The more you love, the more love you have to give. It's the only feeling we have which is infinite. - Christina Westover

The best portion of a good man's life are the little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love. - William Wordsworth

I love sushi. But after too much of it, it just starts to taste like a dead animal that hasn't been cooked. - Amy Lee

This is what the Lord asks of you: only this, to act justly, to love tenderly, and to walk humbly with your God. - Bible

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. - Unknown

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson


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