Love Dress

How not to attract your spouse


A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son’s house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing; the aroma of perfume filled the room.

“What are you doing?” she asked.

“I’m waiting for my husband to come home from work,” the daughter-in-law answered.

“But you’re naked!” the mother-in-law exclaimed.

“This is my love dress,” the daughter-in-law explained.

“Love dress? But you’re naked!”

“My husband loves me to wear this dress,” she explained. “It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can’t get enough of me.”

The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD and laid on the couch! Waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively.

“What are you doing?” he asked.
“This is my love dress,” she whispered, sensually.
“Needs ironing, what’s for dinner?”


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Love, and do what you like. - St. Augustine

Grief is the price we pay for love. - Queen Elizabeth II

Love is not singular except in syllable. - Marvin Taylor

Love your enemy as you'd love your brother. - Unknown

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

Love your enemies, for they tell you your faults. - Benjamin Franklin

Love is the only disease that makes you feel better. - Sam Shepard

Use things, not people.
Love people, not things. - Unknown

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

The good life is one inspired by love and guided by knowledge. - Bertrand Russell

I am the least difficult of men. All I want is boundless love. - Frank O'Hara

Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it. - Nicholas Sparks

It is possible to be in love with you just because of who you are. - Maggie Stiefvater

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. - Paulo Coelho

A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar. - Lao-Tzu

The Irish and British, they love satire, it's a large part of the culture. - Ben Nicholson

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

Being in love with yourself means never having to say you've got a headache. - Ellie Laine

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. - Michael Leunig

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life. - Richard Lewis

There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

I love Valentine's Day! I love it, I love it, I love it. I like having doors opened for me. - Ginnifer Goodwin

Love is not finding someone to live with; it’s finding someone you can’t live without. - Rafael Ortiz

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

Anyone can get dressed up and glamorous, but it is how people dress in their days off that are the most intriguing. - Alexander Wang

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

I love thee - I love thee,
'Tis all that I can say
It is my vision in the night,
My dreaming in the day. - Thomas Hood

Three of the most difficult phrases people can't say:
1. I love you
2. I'm sorry
3. I don't know - Joe Segal

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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26-Feb-2020