A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son’s house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing; the aroma of perfume filled the room.
“What are you doing?” she asked.
“I’m waiting for my husband to come home from work,” the daughter-in-law answered.
“But you’re naked!” the mother-in-law exclaimed.
“This is my love dress,” the daughter-in-law explained.
“Love dress? But you’re naked!”
“My husband loves me to wear this dress,” she explained. “It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can’t get enough of me.”
The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD and laid on the couch! Waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively.
“What are you doing?” he asked.
“This is my love dress,” she whispered, sensually.
“Needs ironing, what’s for dinner?”
I like perfume and flowers. - Donatella Versace
All's fair in love and war. - John Lyly
Love is the poetry of the senses. - Honore de Balzac
Isn't love the only thing that counts? - Ravi Zacharias
Love sought is good, but given unsought is better. - William Shakespeare
People who love to eat are always the best people. - Julia Child
A Canadian is somebody who can make love in a canoe. - Margaret Lally
Where there is great love, there are always miracles. - Willa Cather
Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it? - Homer Simpson
Love many, trust few, and always paddle your own canoe. - American Proverb
We can do no great things; only small things with great love. - Mother Teresa
I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez
Perfect love sometimes does not come until the first grandchild. - Welsh Proverb
Perspective: Having customers who love you and a boss who hates you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown
I don't want to live - I want to love first and live incidentally. - Zelda Fitzgerald
In some countries you love your neighbors, and in others you eat them. - Ravi Zacharias
When we cannot get what we love, we must love what is within our reach. - French proverb
Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz
Don't feel stupid if you don't like what everyone else pretends to love. - Emma Watson
Let us always meet each other with a smile, for a smile is the beginning of love. - Mother Teresa
I might love my e-reader, but I'd never pass up the chance to browse real books. - Nichole Chase
Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. - Bertrand Russell
Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland
I'd love to sell out completely. It's just that nobody has been willing to buy. - John Waters
I'm in love with the potential of miracles. For me, the safest place is out on a limb. - Shirley MacLaine
Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every single day. - Mike Myers
I'm a human being and I fall in love and sometimes I don't have control of every situation. - Beyonce
The opposite of love isn't hate - it's indifference. And if you hate me, that means you still care. - Marcia Cross
There has never been, nor will there ever be, anything quite so special as the love between a mother and a son. - Unknown
You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared. - Unknown
Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover
Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world. - Lucille Ball
It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown
Too many young folk have an addiction to superficial things and not enough conviction for substantial things like justice, truth and love. - Cornel West
Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker
Isn't it ironic? We ignore the ones who adore us; adore the ones who ignore us; love the ones who hurt us; and hurt the ones that love us. - Unknown
Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid
Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte
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