Love Dress

How not to attract your spouse


A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son’s house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing; the aroma of perfume filled the room.

“What are you doing?” she asked.

“I’m waiting for my husband to come home from work,” the daughter-in-law answered.

“But you’re naked!” the mother-in-law exclaimed.

“This is my love dress,” the daughter-in-law explained.

“Love dress? But you’re naked!”

“My husband loves me to wear this dress,” she explained. “It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can’t get enough of me.”

The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD and laid on the couch! Waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively.

“What are you doing?” he asked.
“This is my love dress,” she whispered, sensually.
“Needs ironing, what’s for dinner?”


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All you need is love. - John Lennon

Love is the only gold. - Alfred Tennyson

Love is being stupid together. - Paul Valery

Admiration, like love, wears out. - Marquis de Vauvenargues

Love is no assignment for cowards. - Ovid

Love is a friendship set to music. - Joseph Campbell

Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Love one another as I have loved you. - Jesus Christ

Shift from judgment to compassion to love. - Thomas Leonard

The sweetest joy, the wildest woe, is love. - Pearl Bailey

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

Love isn't an act, it's a whole life. - Brian Moore

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

When is a monster not a monster? When you love it. - Caitlyn Siehl

The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love. - Hubert H Humphrey

To her, the name of father was another name for love. - Fanny Fern

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop. - H L Mencken

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

Love is not a feeling, love is a response. Love is an action. - David Jeremiah

There is only one happiness in this life, to love and be loved. - George Sand

Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. - Boethius

When we cannot get what we love, we must love what is within our reach. - French proverb

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

Let us always meet each other with a smile, for a smile is the beginning of love. - Mother Teresa

A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others. - Frank Morgan

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

In true love the smallest distance is too great, and the greatest distance can be bridged. - Hans Nouwens

To give truth to him who does not love the truth is to only give more reasons for misinterpretation. - George Macdonald

I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love. - Mother Teresa

I tore myself away from the safe comfort of certainties through my love for truth; and truth rewarded me. - Sylvia Ashton Warner

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

A broken heart is just the growing pains necessary so that you can love more completely when the real thing comes along. - J S B Morse

I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in. - George Washington Carver

Isn't it ironic? We ignore the ones who adore us; adore the ones who ignore us; love the ones who hurt us; and hurt the ones that love us. - Unknown


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17-May-2022