An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other. He says to the waiter, “Me want coffee.” The waiter says, “Sure chief, coming right up.” He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee, and the Indian drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the bucket of manure, throws it into the air, blasts it with the shotgun, then just walks out. The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand and a bucket of manure in the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, “Me want coffee.” The waiter says, “Whoa, Tonto. We’re still cleaning up your mess from the last time you were here. What the heck was all that about, anyway?” The Indian says, “Me in training for Executive Management job. Drink coffee, shoot the shit, and disappear for rest of the day.” see also   Business,  Native,  Office  &  Work   Sections   Camel Photobomb One Amish Smart Car This Rocks Arch Support Tired Of Snow Drowning Danger in the Dead Sea World Peas Tired Truck Harmacy Redneck Cotter Pin 2021 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars Guitar Scooter 1947 X-ray Machine Grouchy German Knock Hard Economy Flight Plan Canadian Car Crash Recipe Holder Seuss Army Knife

18-Apr-2021