CATastrophe - How to Lionize Your Cat
Hair today... gone tomorrow!
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My sister-in law is from Oklahoma and has a slight accent. She has cats and when she lived in the south she would take them to the groomers and have what is called a “Line Cut”. To her, a line cut is when all of the fur hanging down below the cat’s tummy is taken off (because it gets matted or snarled). When she moved to Chicago with my brother, one of the cats fur got all tangled up during the move so she took it in for a Line Cut. She was quite surprised when she heard the price as it was twice as much as it was down south. She confirmed with the groomer that he understood what a Line Cut was and he said, “Yes, I know what a LION cut is.” (It seems her accent came out sounding like LION not LINE and this is how her cat was returned to her…)   She cried for a week... but not as much as the cat! It was November in Chicago and the cat needed all the fur it had. Gas in car to go to groomers: $4.50 Cat car carrier: $32.99 Grooming fee: $80.00 Getting the look from one seriously ticked off cat: Priceless! Post-Note: Is a “lion cut” for real? “The “lion cut” is indeed a standard grooming technique in which a cat’s hair is shaved skin-close all over the body but left intact around the head, feet, and the end of the tail; the style so named because it mimics the large mane and foot-and-tail tufts of a male lion.” Snopes.com Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson The lion is ashamed, it's true, when he hunts with the fox. - Gotthold E. Lessing Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. - P G Wodehouse It is better to live one day as a lion, than a thousand days as lamb. - Roman Proverb Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis Therefore, it is necessary to be a fox to discover the snares and a lion to terrify the wolves. - Niccolo Machiavelli Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing The tiger, he come up with the tigeress. The lion, he come up with the lionette. The zebra, he come up with the zeberelle. - Archie Bunker Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain I do not know which to prefer, The beauty of inflections Or the beauty of innuendoes, The blackbird whistling Or just after. - Wallace Stevens see also Bald, Cat, Hairstyle & Stress Sections CATastrophe in the Kitchen Chesthair Close Shave Fountain Of Youth Hair Ad - Just Add Self Hair Moan Therapy Hair Strengthener Haircut For Staff Meetings Head Path Horse Hair Inside Out Cat Mexican Lion Nail Polish for Dogs Seinfeld Haircut Shaved by Grace Swimming Without Getting Your Hair Wet Taking Donations For Scissors
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