CATastrophe - How to Lionize Your Cat
Hair today... gone tomorrow!
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My sister-in law is from Oklahoma and has a slight accent. She has cats and when she lived in the south she would take them to the groomers and have what is called a “Line Cut”. To her, a line cut is when all of the fur hanging down below the cat’s tummy is taken off (because it gets matted or snarled). When she moved to Chicago with my brother, one of the cats fur got all tangled up during the move so she took it in for a Line Cut. She was quite surprised when she heard the price as it was twice as much as it was down south. She confirmed with the groomer that he understood what a Line Cut was and he said, “Yes, I know what a LION cut is.” (It seems her accent came out sounding like LION not LINE and this is how her cat was returned to her…)   She cried for a week... but not as much as the cat! It was November in Chicago and the cat needed all the fur it had. Gas in car to go to groomers: $4.50 Cat car carrier: $32.99 Grooming fee: $80.00 Getting the look from one seriously ticked off cat: Priceless! Post-Note: Is a “lion cut” for real? “The “lion cut” is indeed a standard grooming technique in which a cat’s hair is shaved skin-close all over the body but left intact around the head, feet, and the end of the tail; the style so named because it mimics the large mane and foot-and-tail tufts of a male lion.” Snopes.com Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield Your inner beauty never needs makeup. - Unknown Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown As we grow old, the beauty steals inward. - Ralph Waldo Emerson Never ask the barber if you need a haircut. - Warren Buffett Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. - Lady Marguerite Blessington Let the beauty of what you love be what you do. - Rumi A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart. - Robert Frost No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a Tiger Would. - Unknown If you truly love nature, you will find beauty everywhere. - Laura I Wilder Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson Experience is a comb life gives you after you lose your hair. - Judith Stern The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed! - Phyllis Diller Trust the wait. Embrace the uncertainty. Enjoy the beauty of becoming. - Unknown If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor I don't like to think of all the misery but of the beauty that remains. - Anne Frank He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy A rainbow is the product of physics working for your appreciation of beauty. - Kyle Hill Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain True beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and tubes. - Unknown I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful, for beauty is God's handwriting. - Ralph Waldo Emerson Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein Beauty Parlor: 1. A place where women curl up and dye; 2. A place where everybody knows your MANE. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran Beauty and ugliness disappear equally under the wrinkles of age; one is lost in them, the other hidden. - Jonathan P Senn Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli see also Bald, Cat, Hairstyle & Stress Sections CATastrophe in the Kitchen Chesthair Close Shave Fountain Of Youth Hair Ad - Just Add Self Hair Moan Therapy Hair Strengthener Haircut For Staff Meetings Head Path Horse Hair Inside Out Cat Mexican Lion Nail Polish for Dogs Seinfeld Haircut Shaved by Grace Swimming Without Getting Your Hair Wet Taking Donations For Scissors
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