CATastrophe - How to Lionize Your Cat
Hair today... gone tomorrow!
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My sister-in law is from Oklahoma and has a slight accent. She has cats and when she lived in the south she would take them to the groomers and have what is called a “Line Cut”. To her, a line cut is when all of the fur hanging down below the cat’s tummy is taken off (because it gets matted or snarled). When she moved to Chicago with my brother, one of the cats fur got all tangled up during the move so she took it in for a Line Cut. She was quite surprised when she heard the price as it was twice as much as it was down south. She confirmed with the groomer that he understood what a Line Cut was and he said, “Yes, I know what a LION cut is.” (It seems her accent came out sounding like LION not LINE and this is how her cat was returned to her…)   She cried for a week... but not as much as the cat! It was November in Chicago and the cat needed all the fur it had. Gas in car to go to groomers: $4.50 Cat car carrier: $32.99 Grooming fee: $80.00 Getting the look from one seriously ticked off cat: Priceless! Post-Note: Is a “lion cut” for real? “The “lion cut” is indeed a standard grooming technique in which a cat’s hair is shaved skin-close all over the body but left intact around the head, feet, and the end of the tail; the style so named because it mimics the large mane and foot-and-tail tufts of a male lion.” Snopes.com It was Beauty killed the Beast. - King Kong After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb The best beauty secret is sunblock. - Christie Brinkley The lure of flying is the lure of beauty. - Amelia Earhart The essence of beauty is unity in variety. - Felix Mendelssohn When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. - Lady Marguerite Blessington At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman. - Albert Camus Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx If you truly love nature, you will find beauty everywhere. - Laura I Wilder The truth isn't always beauty, but the hunger for it is. - Nadine Gordimer Experience is a comb life gives you after you lose your hair. - Judith Stern Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed! - Phyllis Diller It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash True beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and tubes. - Unknown Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty in every age of life really never grows old. - Franz Kafka Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick. - Gwyneth Paltrow I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. - Cicero With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. - Martin Buxbaum You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward see also Bald, Cat, Hairstyle & Stress Sections CATastrophe in the Kitchen Chesthair Close Shave Fountain Of Youth Hair Ad - Just Add Self Hair Moan Therapy Hair Strengthener Haircut For Staff Meetings Head Path Horse Hair Inside Out Cat Mexican Lion Nail Polish for Dogs Seinfeld Haircut Shaved by Grace Swimming Without Getting Your Hair Wet Taking Donations For Scissors
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