My sister-in law is from Oklahoma and has a slight accent. She has cats and when she lived in the south she would take them to the groomers and have what is called a “Line Cut”. To her, a line cut is when all of the fur hanging down below the cat’s tummy is taken off (because it gets matted or snarled). When she moved to Chicago with my brother, one of the cats fur got all tangled up during the move so she took it in for a Line Cut. She was quite surprised when she heard the price as it was twice as much as it was down south. She confirmed with the groomer that he understood what a Line Cut was and he said, “Yes, I know what a LION cut is.” (It seems her accent came out sounding like LION not LINE and this is how her cat was returned to her ) ![]() ![]() She cried for a week... but not as much as the cat! It was November in Chicago and the cat needed all the fur it had. Gas in car to go to groomers: $4.50 Cat car carrier: $32.99 Grooming fee: $80.00 Getting the look from one seriously ticked off cat: Priceless! Post-Note: Is a “lion cut” for real? “The “lion cut” is indeed a standard grooming technique in which a cat’s hair is shaved skin-close all over the body but left intact around the head, feet, and the end of the tail; the style so named because it mimics the large mane and foot-and-tail tufts of a male lion.” Snopes.com Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb The best beauty secret is sunblock. - Christie Brinkley When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne Never ask the barber if you need a haircut. - Warren Buffet When spiders unite, they can tie down a lion. - Ethiopian Proverb Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase Everything has beauty, but not everyone can see. - Confucious Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral Would a lion cheat on his wife? 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Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain True beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and tubes. - Unknown Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare Therefore, it is necessary to be a fox to discover the snares and a lion to terrify the wolves. - Niccolo Machiavelli Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. 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