CATastrophe - How to Lionize Your Cat
Hair today... gone tomorrow!
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My sister-in law is from Oklahoma and has a slight accent. She has cats and when she lived in the south she would take them to the groomers and have what is called a “Line Cut”. To her, a line cut is when all of the fur hanging down below the cat’s tummy is taken off (because it gets matted or snarled). When she moved to Chicago with my brother, one of the cats fur got all tangled up during the move so she took it in for a Line Cut. She was quite surprised when she heard the price as it was twice as much as it was down south. She confirmed with the groomer that he understood what a Line Cut was and he said, “Yes, I know what a LION cut is.” (It seems her accent came out sounding like LION not LINE and this is how her cat was returned to her…)   She cried for a week... but not as much as the cat! It was November in Chicago and the cat needed all the fur it had. Gas in car to go to groomers: $4.50 Cat car carrier: $32.99 Grooming fee: $80.00 Getting the look from one seriously ticked off cat: Priceless! Post-Note: Is a “lion cut” for real? “The “lion cut” is indeed a standard grooming technique in which a cat’s hair is shaved skin-close all over the body but left intact around the head, feet, and the end of the tail; the style so named because it mimics the large mane and foot-and-tail tufts of a male lion.” Snopes.com A thing of beauty is a joy forever. - John Keats Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown The pain passes, but the beauty remains. - Pierre-August Renoir The essence of beauty is unity in variety. - Felix Mendelssohn Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne When spiders unite, they can tie down a lion. - Ethiopian Proverb Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown Everything has its beauty, but not everyone sees it. - Confucius Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life. - S D Gordon Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne Beauty in things exists in the mind which contemplates them. - David Hume I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed! - Phyllis Diller Try as you may to hide, you can never contain the beauty of your Soul. - Cheryl lee Harnish An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen see also Bald, Cat, Hairstyle & Stress Sections CATastrophe in the Kitchen Chesthair Close Shave Fountain Of Youth Hair Ad - Just Add Self Hair Moan Therapy Hair Strengthener Haircut For Staff Meetings Head Path Horse Hair Inside Out Cat Mexican Lion Nail Polish for Dogs Seinfeld Haircut Shaved by Grace Swimming Without Getting Your Hair Wet Taking Donations For Scissors
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