CATastrophe - How to Lionize Your Cat
Hair today... gone tomorrow!
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My sister-in law is from Oklahoma and has a slight accent. She has cats and when she lived in the south she would take them to the groomers and have what is called a “Line Cut”. To her, a line cut is when all of the fur hanging down below the cat’s tummy is taken off (because it gets matted or snarled). When she moved to Chicago with my brother, one of the cats fur got all tangled up during the move so she took it in for a Line Cut. She was quite surprised when she heard the price as it was twice as much as it was down south. She confirmed with the groomer that he understood what a Line Cut was and he said, “Yes, I know what a LION cut is.” (It seems her accent came out sounding like LION not LINE and this is how her cat was returned to her…)   She cried for a week... but not as much as the cat! It was November in Chicago and the cat needed all the fur it had. Gas in car to go to groomers: $4.50 Cat car carrier: $32.99 Grooming fee: $80.00 Getting the look from one seriously ticked off cat: Priceless! Post-Note: Is a “lion cut” for real? “The “lion cut” is indeed a standard grooming technique in which a cat’s hair is shaved skin-close all over the body but left intact around the head, feet, and the end of the tail; the style so named because it mimics the large mane and foot-and-tail tufts of a male lion.” Snopes.com Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb Beauty in things lies in the mind which contemplates them. - David Hume The truth isn't always beauty, but the hunger for it is. - Nadine Gordimer The lion is ashamed, it's true, when he hunts with the fox. - Gotthold E. Lessing Beauty will result from the form and the correspondence of the whole. - Andrea Palladio Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller Try as you may to hide, you can never contain the beauty of your Soul. - Cheryl lee Harnish It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly I don't like to think of all the misery but of the beauty that remains. - Anne Frank I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty in every age of life really never grows old. - Franz Kafka Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. - Martin Buxbaum I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor see also Bald, Cat, Hairstyle & Stress Sections CATastrophe in the Kitchen Chesthair Close Shave Fountain Of Youth Hair Ad - Just Add Self Hair Moan Therapy Hair Strengthener Haircut For Staff Meetings Head Path Horse Hair Inside Out Cat Mexican Lion Nail Polish for Dogs Seinfeld Haircut Shaved by Grace Swimming Without Getting Your Hair Wet Taking Donations For Scissors
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