Regular![]() Heavy Duty ![]() We are here on Earth to fart around. - Kurt Vonnegut I left as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit. - Billy Connolly Acting is standing up naked and turning around slowly. - Rosalind Russell There are few nudities so objectionable as the naked truth. - Agnes Repplier The naked truth is always better than the best dressed lie. - Unknown Eros will have naked bodies; Friendship naked personalities. - C S Lewis Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? - George Carlin That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson The merry year is born, like the bright berry from the naked thorn. - Hartley Coleridge Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy You got to have smelt a lot of mule manure before you can sing like a hillbilly. - Hank Williams The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffett In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz Few Indians only had breech cloths, most being wrapped in buffalo robes, otherwise quite naked. - Zebulon Pike You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy I'm always worried when a woman sees me naked for the first time. That she's just gonna scream and run out of the park. - Gary Delaney It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. - Jenny Eclair Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com see also Redneck & Snowblowing Sections Government Snow Plow Redneck Snow Plow Saskatchewan Mosquito Saskatchewan Snow Blower Saskatchewan Snowmobile For Sale Shoveling Snow With Class Snowplow For Seniors Vancouver Snow Plow |
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