Mouse Trap
Too Much For This Cat To Handle

Computer indigestion



Cat wishes it hadn't eaten that computer mouse

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The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

When all else fails take a nap. - Unknown

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit. - Sarah J. Parker

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

The mouse that fears the trap has already been trapped. - Marty Rubin

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Before you build a better mousetrap, it helps to know if there are any mice out there. - Mortimer B Zuckerman

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled. - Ovid

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mouse trap you set the night before. - Kin Hubbard


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24-Oct-2020