Mouse Trap
Too Much For This Cat To Handle

Computer indigestion



Cat wishes it hadn't eaten that computer mouse

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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg

Don't grow up - it's a trap! - Unknown

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit. - Sarah J. Parker

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a nap. - Carrie Snow

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. - Paul Beatty

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. - Lily Tomlin

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. - Bob Hope

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Do not trap yourself into an owl's hooting sound
Where sad nights linger through the blackness of a hound - Munia Khan

Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her. - Ryan Reynolds

One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mouse trap you set the night before. - Kin Hubbard

The research rat of the future allows experimentation without manipulation of the real world. This is the cutting edge of modeling technology. - John Spencer


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16-Apr-2021