Mouse Trap
Too Much For This Cat To Handle

It's a trap! - Admiral Ackbar

Work hard, nap hard. - Demi Lovato

The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four. - Yogi Berra

Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a nap. - Carrie Snow

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. - Paul Beatty

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

When rats leave a sinking ship, where exactly do they think they're going? - Douglas Gauck

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

There is no point at which you can say, "Well, I'm successful now, I might as well take a nap." - Carrie Fisher

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen