Mouse Trap
Too Much For This Cat To Handle

It's a trap! - Admiral Ackbar

Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

When all else fails take a nap. - Unknown

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Don't grow up - it's a trap! - Unknown

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit. - Sarah J. Parker

Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein

A mouse never entrusts his life to only one hole. - Plautus

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

The mouse that fears the trap has already been trapped. - Marty Rubin

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. - Paul Beatty

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. - Lily Tomlin

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner

There is no point at which you can say, "Well, I'm successful now, I might as well take a nap." - Carrie Fisher

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Do not trap yourself into an owl's hooting sound
Where sad nights linger through the blackness of a hound - Munia Khan

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mouse trap you set the night before. - Kin Hubbard

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen