A guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He looks in the phone book and finds a gorilla removal service. When he asks if they can remove the gorilla, the service guy asks, “Is it a male or female?” “Male,” he replies. “Oh yeah we can do it. I’ll be right there,” he states. An hour later, the service guy shows up with a stick, a Chihuahua, a shotgun, and a pair of handcuffs. He then gives the man some instructions. “I’m going to climb this tree and poke the gorilla with the stick until he falls out of the tree. When he does the trained Chihuahua will bite the gorilla’s balls off. The gorilla will then cross his hands to protect himself. This will allow you to put the handcuffs on him.” The man asks, “What do I do with the shotgun?” The service guy replies, “If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla does, SHOOT THE CHIHUAHUA!” see also   Dog,  Hunting  &  Survival  Sections How To Shoot The Bear On Your Roof   SailBite Ride - Swimming Not Advised Aisle Cleanup His Dent Car Surgeon Slamming On Your Brakes Need A Cigarette? CardboardZilla Weather Rock - For Accurate Forecasts Water Taxi Acapulco Waterfront Property Just Blew It Wouldn't want to scratch that fancy bed liner Lunch Break Digging One's Own Grave See The Difference? Gas and Dash OctoMask Bird on a Wire (past tense) Workplace Hazards in Tasmania Tiger On A Roll

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