Passionate kiss like spider’s web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
Virginity like bubble, one prick - all gone.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways, going to Bangkok.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratches ass, should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.
Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.
War doesn’t determine who is right, war determines who is left.
Wife who put husband in dog house soon find him in cat house.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fishes in other man’s well often catches crabs.
Man who farts in church sits in own pew.
Confucius says, “Man who cooks corn and peas in same pot, very unsanitary.”
Glass: Chinese marijuana - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Humor is a universal language. - Joel Goodman
Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs
Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham
I am disappointment in you're grammar. - Unknown
I am the Roman Emperor and am above grammar. - Emperor Sigismund
Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid
One must be a wise reader to quote wisely and well. - Amos Bronson Alcott
Proverbs may be said to be the abridgment of wisdom. - Joseph Joubert
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley
The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech. - Clifton Fadiman
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit. - W Somerset Maugham
A fool is known by his speech; and a wise man by silence. - Pythagoras
Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. - Larry Wall
All poetry is a reproduction of the tones of actual speech. - Robert Frost
Quota: Someone who likes to report other people's speech - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
In our rushing, bulls in china shops, we break our own lives. - Ann Voskamp
There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge
I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom
England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain
Laughter is, after speech, the chief thing that holds society together. - Max Eastman
The wisdom of nations lies in their proverbs, which are brief and pithy. - William Penn
Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown
Under all speech that is good for anything there lies a silence that is better. - Thomas Carlyle
A bore is one who has the power of speech but not the capacity for conversation. - Benjamin Desraeli
I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner
We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde
Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke
A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie
Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe
Although he tortures the English language, he has not yet succeeded in forcing it to reveal its meaning. - J B Morton
My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump
Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller
Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain
Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong
I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell
Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon
Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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