Passionate kiss like spider’s web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
Virginity like bubble, one prick - all gone.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways, going to Bangkok.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratches ass, should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.
Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.
War doesn’t determine who is right, war determines who is left.
Wife who put husband in dog house soon find him in cat house.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fishes in other man’s well often catches crabs.
Man who farts in church sits in own pew.
Confucius says, “Man who cooks corn and peas in same pot, very unsanitary.”
Silence is safer than speech. - Epictetus
Fair speech may hide a foul heart. - JRR Tolkien
I'm a supporter of my free speech. - Howard Stern
Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham
A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb
Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them. - Samuel Palmer
Speech is the vestibule to the palace of love. - Jami of Persia
I will not down to posterity talking bad grammar. - Benjamin Disraeli
Proverbs may be said to be the abridgment of wisdom. - Joseph Joubert
Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley
Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown
I often quote myself, it adds spice to my conversation. - George Bernard Shaw
The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech. - Clifton Fadiman
I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee
Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. - Larry Wall
A sage thing is timely silence, and better than any speech. - Plutarch
Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis
The surest way to make a monkey out of a man is to quote him. - Robert Benchley
Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats
It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. - Mark Twain
If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright
Under all speech that is good for anything there lies a silence that is better. - Thomas Carlyle
A bore is one who has the power of speech but not the capacity for conversation. - Benjamin Desraeli
If you cannot understand me in my speech, how can you understand me in my silence? - Ravi Zacharias
Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: you find the present tense, but the past perfect. - Owens L. Pomeroy
Speak when you're angry and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret. - L.J. Peter
My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante
Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud
Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe
If we do not believe in freedom of speech for those we despise, we do not believe in it at all. - Noam Chomsky
You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech. - Franklin P Jones
Sometimes I have kept my feelings to myself, because I could find no language to describe them in. - Jane Austen
Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran
Although he tortures the English language, he has not yet succeeded in forcing it to reveal its meaning. - J B Morton
If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson
When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump
I can remember a reporter asking me for a quote, and I didn't know what a quote was. I thought it was some kind of a soft drink. - Joe DiMaggio
"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin
Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards
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