Passionate kiss like spider’s web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
Virginity like bubble, one prick - all gone.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways, going to Bangkok.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratches ass, should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.
Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.
War doesn’t determine who is right, war determines who is left.
Wife who put husband in dog house soon find him in cat house.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fishes in other man’s well often catches crabs.
Man who farts in church sits in own pew.
Confucius says, “Man who cooks corn and peas in same pot, very unsanitary.”
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted. - Groucho Marx
Sooner or later, we all quote our mothers. - Unknown
Speech is of time; silence is of eternity. - Thomas Carlyle
Discretion in speech is more than eloquence. - Francis Bacon
Speech is the vestibule to the palace of love. - Jami of Persia
A story is told as much by silence as by speech. - Susan Griffin
I have often regretted my speech, never my silence. - Xenocrates
A country can be judged by the quality of its proverbs. - German Proverb
The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes
All poetry is a reproduction of the tones of actual speech. - Robert Frost
A sage thing is timely silence, and better than any speech. - Plutarch
Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis
In our rushing, bulls in china shops, we break our own lives. - Ann Voskamp
You don't have good grammar when you type with your fists. - C.F. Payne
I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom
The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so. - Gore Vidal
Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain
Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion
It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. - Mark Twain
Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown
Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine
A bore is one who has the power of speech but not the capacity for conversation. - Benjamin Desraeli
If you cannot understand me in my speech, how can you understand me in my silence? - Ravi Zacharias
I am going to give a long speech today. I haven't had time to prepare a short one. - Winston Churchill
People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Kierkegaard
Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound
I never made a mistake in grammar but once in my life, and as soon as I done it. I seen it. - Carl Sandburg
Grammar, which knows how to lord it over kings, and with high hands makes them obey its laws. - Moliere
Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker
You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech. - Franklin P Jones
Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman
Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri
If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson
The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay
The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless. - Unknown
Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong
"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin
She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers
see also Language Sections
Chinese Law School
Chinese Shoelusion
Chinese Sudoku
Chinese to English Translation
Chu Your Food Well
Fortune Cookies - In Bed
Fuxing Lu
Learn Chinese In 5 Minutes!
No Fee Chinese Detective
 Hair Do |  Hairstyle Of The Year |  Frozen Fish Meal |  Horse Hair |  Best Hands-On Coverage |
 Pressing Art |  Mask Alternatives |  Watch Out For Deer! |  Chinese Music School |  Student Driver |
 iPad Not |  2021 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars |  It Even Has A Chimney |  Seal Survival |  www: Wagtail Windscreen Wiper |
15-Apr-2021 |