Alter Egos
Celebrities in real life

Bruise Lee: inept martial-arts student

Splint Eastwood: respected osteopath

Merlyn Streep: professional magician

Sean Cannery: manager, fish-packing plant

Bette Fiddler: skilled symphony musician

Marlon Brandy: maker of fine liqueurs

Jackie Masonry: journeyman bricklayer

Draw Barrymore: portrait artist

Leonard di Cappuccino: founder, coffe-shop chain


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Power is ego. - Red Auerbach

Gentlemen, start your egos. - Billy Crystal

Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

I own and operate a ferocious ego. - Bill Moyers

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

A compliment is a booster shot for the ego. - Rita Duskin

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

There is no preparation for sudden celebrity. - Scarlett Johannson

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

I don't really care what I'm famous for. - Jessica Simpson

You're not famous until my mother has heard of you. - Jay Leno

I love being famous - it's almost like being white. - Chris Rock

I am old enough to know that a red carpet is just a rug. - Al Gore

I might not be famous one day. But I'd still be happy. - Salma Hayek

Classical music is music written by famous dead foreigners. - Arlene Heath

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

Show me someone without an ego, and I'll show you a loser. - Donald Trump

I've always been famous, it's just no one knew it yet. - Lady Gaga

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Celebrity is the chastisement of merit and the punishment of talent. - Emily Dickinson

'If only' are the famous last words of those who weren't. - Unknown

The man who wakes up and finds himself famous hasn't been asleep. - Unknown

The ultimate aim of the ego is not to see something, but to be something. - Muhammad Iqbal

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

If I had an ego as big as the Eiffel Tower, would I have won this many collective trophies? - Zlatan Ibrahimovic

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault. - Henry Kissinger

At the end of the day if you want to entertain people, you've got to take your ego out of the equation. - Paul Feig

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

Canadians are the people who learned to live without the bold accents of the natural ego-trippers of other lands. - Marshall McLuhan

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay


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