Bruise Lee: inept martial-arts student
Splint Eastwood: respected osteopath
Merlyn Streep: professional magician
Sean Cannery: manager, fish-packing plant
Bette Fiddler: skilled symphony musician
Marlon Brandy: maker of fine liqueurs
Jackie Masonry: journeyman bricklayer
Draw Barrymore: portrait artist
Leonard di Cappuccino: founder, coffe-shop chain
Power is ego. - Red Auerbach
I own and operate a ferocious ego. - Bill Moyers
Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy
Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates
A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran
Ego Trip: Stumbling over your own feet. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It is better to be faithful than famous. - Theodore Roosevelt
Fame is proof that the people are gullible. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase
Someday each of us will be famous for 15 minutes. - Andy Warhol
Ego: the fallacy whereby a goose thinks he's a swan. - Oscar Levant
Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt
Classical music is music written by famous dead foreigners. - Arlene Heath
Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn
Show me someone without an ego, and I'll show you a loser. - Donald Trump
I've always been famous, it's just no one knew it yet. - Lady Gaga
Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Fame: The advantage of being known to those who do not know us. - Sebastien Chamfort
It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France
'If only' are the famous last words of those who weren't. - Unknown
The ultimate aim of the ego is not to see something, but to be something. - Muhammad Iqbal
Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle
Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away. - Carol Burnett
A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin
Martyrdom is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. - George Bernard Shaw
A celebrity is a person known to many people he is glad he doesn't know. - H L Mencken
Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck
Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain
Help me, I can’t breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room. - Ilona Andrews
A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin
I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland
Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie
I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby
I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman
Everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer. - Jim Carrey
A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard
Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth
I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi
With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah
I own and operate a ferocious ego. - Bill Moyers
Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy
Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates
A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran
Ego Trip: Stumbling over your own feet. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It is better to be faithful than famous. - Theodore Roosevelt
Fame is proof that the people are gullible. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase
Someday each of us will be famous for 15 minutes. - Andy Warhol
Ego: the fallacy whereby a goose thinks he's a swan. - Oscar Levant
Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt
Classical music is music written by famous dead foreigners. - Arlene Heath
Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn
Show me someone without an ego, and I'll show you a loser. - Donald Trump
I've always been famous, it's just no one knew it yet. - Lady Gaga
Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Fame: The advantage of being known to those who do not know us. - Sebastien Chamfort
It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France
'If only' are the famous last words of those who weren't. - Unknown
The ultimate aim of the ego is not to see something, but to be something. - Muhammad Iqbal
Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle
Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away. - Carol Burnett
A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin
Martyrdom is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. - George Bernard Shaw
A celebrity is a person known to many people he is glad he doesn't know. - H L Mencken
Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck
Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain
Help me, I can’t breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room. - Ilona Andrews
A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin
I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland
Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie
I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby
I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman
Everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer. - Jim Carrey
A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard
Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth
I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi
With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah
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