![]() Personalized culling of farm predators in eastern Canada Hunters do it with a big bang. - Unknown Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown He who has no falcon must hunt with an owl. - Danish Proverb Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin Hunting: the least honorable form of war on the weak. - Paul Richard Head Hunter: The person to see if you have lost your head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde Stucco: What a lot of house hunters are getting these days - Daffynitions joe-ks.com You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx Hunting isn't just something I do. It's part of who I am. - Unknown When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi Diploma: 1. Da man dat fixes your pipes; 2. A job-hunting license. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey Problem solving is hunting. It is savage pleasure and we are born to it. - Thomas Harris If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler If the hunter comes back with mushrooms, don't ask him how his hunt was. - Ghanaian Proverb To hunt successfully, you must know your ground, your pack, and your quarry. - K J Parker You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton A hunt based only on trophies taken falls far short of what the ultimate goal should be. - Fred Bear There are sadistic scientists who hurry to hunt down errors instead of establishing the truth. - Marie Curie I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway see also Hunting Section |
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