Job Interview With God

George Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump at the Pearly Gates

After passing on, George Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump are going for a job interview with God.

God asks Bush, “What do you believe in”?
Bush replies, “I believe in a free economy, a strong America, The American nation and so on ...”
God is impressed by Bush and tells him, “Great, come sit in the chair on my right.”

God goes to Obama and asks, “What do you believe in?”
Obama replies, “I believe in democracy, helping the poor, world peace, etc. .... ”
God is really impressed by Obama and tells him, “Well done, come sit in the chair on my left.”

Finally, God asks Trump, “What do you believe in?”
Trump replied, “I believe you’re sitting in my chair.”



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All truth is God's truth. - John Calvin

Politics makes strange postmasters. - Kin Hubbard

God is love and he has defeated evil. - Pope Francis

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand. - Steven Wright

Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers. - Garth Brooks

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

Use those God-given assets and be sexy, at least to a point. - Donald Trump

If you really want to experience God, go and make disciples. - Francis Chan

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. - Will Rogers

I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability. - Oscar Wilde

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

God grants us an uncommon life to the degree we surrender our common one. - Max Lucado

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. - Will Rogers

Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker

Idealism is the despot of thought, just as politics is the despot of will. - Mikhail Bakunin

God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. - Elbert Hubbard

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Government can't give us anything without depriving us of something else. - Henry Hazlitt

Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink. - Unknown

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

I am still far from being what I want to be, but with God's help I shall succeed. - Vincent Van Gogh

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful, for beauty is God's handwriting. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

God is not a genie in a bottle, and your wish is not His command. His command better be your wish. - Mark Batterson

God wants you to get where God wants you to go more than you want to get where God wants you to go. - Mark Batterson

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans. - Kin Hubbard

I always tole God, "I'm gwine to hole stiddy on you, an' you've got to see me through." - Harriet Tubman

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Mosquito: 1. A small insect designed by God to make us think better of flies; 2. The state bird of New Jersey. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Human history is the long terrible story of man trying to find something other than God which will make him happy. - C S Lewis

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

God is on the lookout today for a man who will be quiet enough to get a message from Him, brave enough to preach it, and honest enough to live it. - Vance Havner


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