Job Interview With God

George Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump at the Pearly Gates

After passing on, George Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump are going for a job interview with God.

God asks Bush, “What do you believe in”?
Bush replies, “I believe in a free economy, a strong America, The American nation and so on ...”
God is impressed by Bush and tells him, “Great, come sit in the chair on my right.”

God goes to Obama and asks, “What do you believe in?”
Obama replies, “I believe in democracy, helping the poor, world peace, etc. .... ”
God is really impressed by Obama and tells him, “Well done, come sit in the chair on my left.”

Finally, God asks Trump, “What do you believe in?”
Trump replied, “I believe you’re sitting in my chair.”



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Men plan and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

I did my best, and God did the rest. - Hattie McDaniel

Politics have no relation to morals. - Niccolo Machiavelli

If God be for us, who can be against us? - Romans 8:31

God Bless America, written by Milton Berlin. - Archie Bunker

When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say. - Henny Youngman

God's mercy is his ministry to the miserable. - Chuck Swindoll

All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand. - Steven Wright

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

Government cannot and must not replace private initiative. - Kim Campbell

If you really want to experience God, go and make disciples. - Francis Chan

God never sent hunger without sending something to satisfy it. - Ireland Proverb

God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying

You must trust and believe in people or life becomes impossible. - Anton Chekhov

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

A sermon wept over is more acceptable with God than one gloried over. - Charles H Spurgeon

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. - Elbert Hubbard

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

There is no greater discovery than seeing God as the author of your destiny. - Ravi Zacharias

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

If God had intended for breasts to be seen, He wouldn't have created large woolen pullovers. - Tracey Ullman

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

There is but one good; that is God. Everything else is good when it looks to Him and bad when it turns from Him. - C S Lewis

If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the bureaucracy won't. - Hyman Rickover

God is in the resume-building business. He is always using past experiences to prepare us for future opportunities. - Mark Batterson

God is great not just because nothing is too big for Him. God is great because nothing is too small for Him, either. - Mark Batterson

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

Enjoy every minute of every day. I never do anything with a feeling of, 'Oh God, I've got to do this today.' - Richard Branson

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

The denial of an objective moral law based on the compulsion to deny the existence of God results ultimately in the denial of evil itself. - Ravi Zacharias

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

Charity may be a very short word, but with its tremendous meaning of pure love, it sums up man's entire relation to God and to his neighbor. - Aelred of Rievaulx


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