Job Interview With God

George Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump at the Pearly Gates

After passing on, George Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump are going for a job interview with God.

God asks Bush, “What do you believe in”?
Bush replies, “I believe in a free economy, a strong America, The American nation and so on ...”
God is impressed by Bush and tells him, “Great, come sit in the chair on my right.”

God goes to Obama and asks, “What do you believe in?”
Obama replies, “I believe in democracy, helping the poor, world peace, etc. .... ”
God is really impressed by Obama and tells him, “Well done, come sit in the chair on my left.”

Finally, God asks Trump, “What do you believe in?”
Trump replied, “I believe you’re sitting in my chair.”



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God bless us every one! - Tiny Tim

I am the punishment of God. - Genghis Khan

People worry, and God smiles. - Hebrew Proverb

Politics makes strange postmasters. - Kin Hubbard

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

In politics nothing is contemptible. - Benjamin Disraeli

God is love and he has defeated evil. - Pope Francis

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

God is always on the side of the heaviest battalions. - Voltaire

To me, bravery is to stand up for what you believe in. - Sophie Turner

God gives nothing to those who keep their arms crossed. - African Saying

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright

I want to know God's thoughts. The rest are details. - Albert Einstein

He has all the characteristics of a god - except loyalty. - Sam Houston

Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

God does not require we be successful, only that we be faithful. - Mother Teresa

You must trust and believe in people or life becomes impossible. - Anton Chekhov

God gave us our memories so that we might have roses in December. - James M Barrie

Whosoever is delighted in solitude is either a wild beast or a god. - Aristotle

Indigestion is charged by God with enforcing morality on the stomach. - Victor Hugo

I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers. - Mahatma Gandhi

Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker

Dr Donne's verses are like the peace of God - they pass all understanding. - James I

I believe in goodness, mercy and charity. I believe in casting bread up the waters. - Leonard Nimoy

Your talent is God's gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God. - Leo Buscaglia

Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings. - Indian Proverb

I always distrust people who know so much about what God wants them to do to their fellows. - Susan B Anthony

I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor

Don't tell God that you have a big problem, tell your problem that you have a big God :) - Unknown

I believe in loyalty: I think when a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick to it. - Eva Gabor

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. - Caskie Stinnett

Human history is the long terrible story of man trying to find something other than God which will make him happy. - C S Lewis

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

It's especially hard if the government is not providing services, or is even conducting ethnic cleansing against you. - Paul Harvey

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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