After passing on, George Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump are going for a job interview with God.
God asks Bush, “What do you believe in”?
Bush replies, “I believe in a free economy, a strong America, The American nation and so on ...”
God is impressed by Bush and tells him, “Great, come sit in the chair on my right.”
God goes to Obama and asks, “What do you believe in?”
Obama replies, “I believe in democracy, helping the poor, world peace, etc. .... ”
God is really impressed by Obama and tells him, “Well done, come sit in the chair on my left.”
Finally, God asks Trump, “What do you believe in?”
Trump replied, “I believe you’re sitting in my chair.”
Men plan and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb
I did my best, and God did the rest. - Hattie McDaniel
Politics have no relation to morals. - Niccolo Machiavelli
If God be for us, who can be against us? - Romans 8:31
God Bless America, written by Milton Berlin. - Archie Bunker
When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say. - Henny Youngman
God's mercy is his ministry to the miserable. - Chuck Swindoll
All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand. - Steven Wright
The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck
Government cannot and must not replace private initiative. - Kim Campbell
If you really want to experience God, go and make disciples. - Francis Chan
God never sent hunger without sending something to satisfy it. - Ireland Proverb
God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying
You must trust and believe in people or life becomes impossible. - Anton Chekhov
God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot
A sermon wept over is more acceptable with God than one gloried over. - Charles H Spurgeon
Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain
God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. - Elbert Hubbard
Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath
There is no greater discovery than seeing God as the author of your destiny. - Ravi Zacharias
The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White
No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning
Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown
Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine
I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers
If God had intended for breasts to be seen, He wouldn't have created large woolen pullovers. - Tracey Ullman
It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett
An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten
There is but one good; that is God. Everything else is good when it looks to Him and bad when it turns from Him. - C S Lewis
If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the bureaucracy won't. - Hyman Rickover
God is in the resume-building business. He is always using past experiences to prepare us for future opportunities. - Mark Batterson
God is great not just because nothing is too big for Him. God is great because nothing is too small for Him, either. - Mark Batterson
If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon
Enjoy every minute of every day. I never do anything with a feeling of, 'Oh God, I've got to do this today.' - Richard Branson
It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett
The denial of an objective moral law based on the compulsion to deny the existence of God results ultimately in the denial of evil itself. - Ravi Zacharias
If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump
The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie
Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia
Charity may be a very short word, but with its tremendous meaning of pure love, it sums up man's entire relation to God and to his neighbor. - Aelred of Rievaulx
I did my best, and God did the rest. - Hattie McDaniel
Politics have no relation to morals. - Niccolo Machiavelli
If God be for us, who can be against us? - Romans 8:31
God Bless America, written by Milton Berlin. - Archie Bunker
When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say. - Henny Youngman
God's mercy is his ministry to the miserable. - Chuck Swindoll
All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand. - Steven Wright
The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck
Government cannot and must not replace private initiative. - Kim Campbell
If you really want to experience God, go and make disciples. - Francis Chan
God never sent hunger without sending something to satisfy it. - Ireland Proverb
God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying
You must trust and believe in people or life becomes impossible. - Anton Chekhov
God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot
A sermon wept over is more acceptable with God than one gloried over. - Charles H Spurgeon
Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain
God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. - Elbert Hubbard
Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath
There is no greater discovery than seeing God as the author of your destiny. - Ravi Zacharias
The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White
No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning
Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown
Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine
I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers
If God had intended for breasts to be seen, He wouldn't have created large woolen pullovers. - Tracey Ullman
It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett
An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten
There is but one good; that is God. Everything else is good when it looks to Him and bad when it turns from Him. - C S Lewis
If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the bureaucracy won't. - Hyman Rickover
God is in the resume-building business. He is always using past experiences to prepare us for future opportunities. - Mark Batterson
God is great not just because nothing is too big for Him. God is great because nothing is too small for Him, either. - Mark Batterson
If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon
Enjoy every minute of every day. I never do anything with a feeling of, 'Oh God, I've got to do this today.' - Richard Branson
It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett
The denial of an objective moral law based on the compulsion to deny the existence of God results ultimately in the denial of evil itself. - Ravi Zacharias
If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump
The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie
Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia
Charity may be a very short word, but with its tremendous meaning of pure love, it sums up man's entire relation to God and to his neighbor. - Aelred of Rievaulx
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