Job Interview With God

George Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump at the Pearly Gates

After passing on, George Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump are going for a job interview with God.

God asks Bush, “What do you believe in”?
Bush replies, “I believe in a free economy, a strong America, The American nation and so on ...”
God is impressed by Bush and tells him, “Great, come sit in the chair on my right.”

God goes to Obama and asks, “What do you believe in?”
Obama replies, “I believe in democracy, helping the poor, world peace, etc. .... ”
God is really impressed by Obama and tells him, “Well done, come sit in the chair on my left.”

Finally, God asks Trump, “What do you believe in?”
Trump replied, “I believe you’re sitting in my chair.”



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All politics is applesauce. - Will Rogers

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

God created man, but I could do better. - Erma Bombeck

God Bless America, written by Milton Berlin. - Archie Bunker

God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them. - German proverb

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

I do not believe in God and I am not an atheist. - Albert Camus

Without a doubt, it is the land God gave to Cain. - Mordecai Richler

God depends on us. It is through us that God is achieved. - Andre Gide

Honor is not the exclusive property of any political party. - Herbert Hoover

I don't go around signin' no political documentaries. - Archie Bunker

Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein

I don't believe in ghosts but they blindly believe in me. - Amit Abraham

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive? - Irv Kupcinet

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

It's especially hard if the government is not providing services, or is even conducting ethnic cleansing against you. - Paul Harvey

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon. - Kurt Vonnegut

Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. - Galileo Galilei

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale


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