Job Interview With God

George Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump at the Pearly Gates

After passing on, George Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump are going for a job interview with God.

God asks Bush, “What do you believe in”?
Bush replies, “I believe in a free economy, a strong America, The American nation and so on ...”
God is impressed by Bush and tells him, “Great, come sit in the chair on my right.”

God goes to Obama and asks, “What do you believe in?”
Obama replies, “I believe in democracy, helping the poor, world peace, etc. .... ”
God is really impressed by Obama and tells him, “Well done, come sit in the chair on my left.”

Finally, God asks Trump, “What do you believe in?”
Trump replied, “I believe you’re sitting in my chair.”



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I believe in tough love. - Sean Hannity

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

In politics nothing is contemptible. - Benjamin Disraeli

In politics the middle way is none at all. - John Adams

Political correctness is tyranny with manners. - Charlton Heston

All government, of course, is against liberty. - H L Mencken

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

God is in my head, but the devil is in my pants. - Jonathan Winters

Many people believe in God, but not many believe God. - Mark Dudley

I believe in this concept that you learn by teaching. - Stephen Covey

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

There can be no wise politics without thought beforehand. - Annie Besant

Honor is not the exclusive property of any political party. - Herbert Hoover

God never sent hunger without sending something to satisfy it. - Ireland Proverb

I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

Where man sees but withered leaves, God sees sweet flowers growing. - Albert Laighton

If you have the smile of God, all other frowns are inconsequential. - Tim Keller

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed. - Mao Zedong

Believe in what you want so much that it has no choice but to materialize. - Unknown

Dr Donne's verses are like the peace of God - they pass all understanding. - James I

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain

The darker the night, the brighter the stars,
The deeper the grief, the closer is God! - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Every setback is a setup for a comeback. God wants to bring you out better than you were before. - Joel Osteen

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him. - Tara Reid

I used to ask God to help me. Then I asked if I might help Him. I ended up by asking Him to do his work through me. - James Hudson Taylor

The antidote to frustration is a calm faith, not in your own cleverness, or in hard toil, but in God's guidance. - Norman Vincent Peale

God is great not just because nothing is too big for Him. God is great because nothing is too small for Him, either. - Mark Batterson

More than anything else, prayer enables you to see your own heart and brings you into alignment with God's heart. - Ravi Zacharias

How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another. - Joyce Carol Oates

When it comes to politics, I sit down on a sofa and grab some popcorn - or sometimes I crouch down in order not to get shot. - Sergey Galitsky

These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump

The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up. - Jay Leno


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15-Apr-2021