Job Interview With God

George Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump at the Pearly Gates

After passing on, George Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump are going for a job interview with God.

God asks Bush, “What do you believe in”?
Bush replies, “I believe in a free economy, a strong America, The American nation and so on ...”
God is impressed by Bush and tells him, “Great, come sit in the chair on my right.”

God goes to Obama and asks, “What do you believe in?”
Obama replies, “I believe in democracy, helping the poor, world peace, etc. .... ”
God is really impressed by Obama and tells him, “Well done, come sit in the chair on my left.”

Finally, God asks Trump, “What do you believe in?”
Trump replied, “I believe you’re sitting in my chair.”



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God is in the details. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

I am the punishment of God. - Genghis Khan

God gave burdens, also shoulders. - Yiddish Proverb

God forgive you, but I never can. - Elizabeth I

I'm an atheist and I thank God for it. - George Bernard Shaw

Everybody knows politics is a contact sport. - Barrack Obama

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

God loves not the questioner but the runner. - Martin Luther

Political correctness is tyranny with manners. - Charlton Heston

If God is dead then everything is justifiable. - Fyodor Dostoevsky

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Those who don't believe in magic will never find it. - Roald Dahl

I want to know God's thoughts. The rest are details. - Albert Einstein

Political War: One in which everyone shoots from the lip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. - Voltaire

I am inclined to believe that this is the land God gave to Cain. - Jacques Cartier

God does not require we be successful, only that we be faithful. - Mother Teresa

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed. - Mao Zedong

Idealism is the despot of thought, just as politics is the despot of will. - Mikhail Bakunin

If God gets sore enough at you Edith, he could turn your jawbone into an ass. - Archie Bunker

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

I cannot conceive how a man could look up into the heavens and say there is no God. - Abraham Lincoln

Your talent is God's gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God. - Leo Buscaglia

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges. - Jack Handy

God loves us too much to leave us alone to contend with the pain, guilt and loneliness of our present life. - Josh McDowell

I always tole God, "I'm gwine to hole stiddy on you, an' you've got to see me through." - Harriet Tubman

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

Prayer is not about letting God know your will; it's about completely submitting to him. You die to yourself. - Mark Batterson

He that takes truth for his guide, and duty for his end, may safely trust to God's providence to lead him aright. - Blaise Pascal

How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another. - Joyce Carol Oates

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

Worship is a posture of life that takes as its primary purpose the understanding of what it really means to love and revere God. - Ravi Zacharias

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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