After passing on, George Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump are going for a job interview with God.
God asks Bush, “What do you believe in”?
Bush replies, “I believe in a free economy, a strong America, The American nation and so on ...”
God is impressed by Bush and tells him, “Great, come sit in the chair on my right.”
God goes to Obama and asks, “What do you believe in?”
Obama replies, “I believe in democracy, helping the poor, world peace, etc. .... ”
God is really impressed by Obama and tells him, “Well done, come sit in the chair on my left.”
Finally, God asks Trump, “What do you believe in?”
Trump replied, “I believe you’re sitting in my chair.”
God is in the details. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe
I am the punishment of God. - Genghis Khan
God gave burdens, also shoulders. - Yiddish Proverb
God forgive you, but I never can. - Elizabeth I
I'm an atheist and I thank God for it. - George Bernard Shaw
Everybody knows politics is a contact sport. - Barrack Obama
To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan
God loves not the questioner but the runner. - Martin Luther
Political correctness is tyranny with manners. - Charlton Heston
If God is dead then everything is justifiable. - Fyodor Dostoevsky
Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno
The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw
Those who don't believe in magic will never find it. - Roald Dahl
I want to know God's thoughts. The rest are details. - Albert Einstein
Political War: One in which everyone shoots from the lip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein
If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. - Voltaire
I am inclined to believe that this is the land God gave to Cain. - Jacques Cartier
God does not require we be successful, only that we be faithful. - Mother Teresa
A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte
Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed. - Mao Zedong
Idealism is the despot of thought, just as politics is the despot of will. - Mikhail Bakunin
If God gets sore enough at you Edith, he could turn your jawbone into an ass. - Archie Bunker
Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers
To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V
I cannot conceive how a man could look up into the heavens and say there is no God. - Abraham Lincoln
Your talent is God's gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God. - Leo Buscaglia
When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton
Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges. - Jack Handy
God loves us too much to leave us alone to contend with the pain, guilt and loneliness of our present life. - Josh McDowell
I always tole God, "I'm gwine to hole stiddy on you, an' you've got to see me through." - Harriet Tubman
We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton
Prayer is not about letting God know your will; it's about completely submitting to him. You die to yourself. - Mark Batterson
He that takes truth for his guide, and duty for his end, may safely trust to God's providence to lead him aright. - Blaise Pascal
How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another. - Joyce Carol Oates
Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro
As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen
Worship is a posture of life that takes as its primary purpose the understanding of what it really means to love and revere God. - Ravi Zacharias
Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia
I am the punishment of God. - Genghis Khan
God gave burdens, also shoulders. - Yiddish Proverb
God forgive you, but I never can. - Elizabeth I
I'm an atheist and I thank God for it. - George Bernard Shaw
Everybody knows politics is a contact sport. - Barrack Obama
To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan
God loves not the questioner but the runner. - Martin Luther
Political correctness is tyranny with manners. - Charlton Heston
If God is dead then everything is justifiable. - Fyodor Dostoevsky
Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno
The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw
Those who don't believe in magic will never find it. - Roald Dahl
I want to know God's thoughts. The rest are details. - Albert Einstein
Political War: One in which everyone shoots from the lip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein
If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. - Voltaire
I am inclined to believe that this is the land God gave to Cain. - Jacques Cartier
God does not require we be successful, only that we be faithful. - Mother Teresa
A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte
Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed. - Mao Zedong
Idealism is the despot of thought, just as politics is the despot of will. - Mikhail Bakunin
If God gets sore enough at you Edith, he could turn your jawbone into an ass. - Archie Bunker
Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers
To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V
I cannot conceive how a man could look up into the heavens and say there is no God. - Abraham Lincoln
Your talent is God's gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God. - Leo Buscaglia
When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton
Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges. - Jack Handy
God loves us too much to leave us alone to contend with the pain, guilt and loneliness of our present life. - Josh McDowell
I always tole God, "I'm gwine to hole stiddy on you, an' you've got to see me through." - Harriet Tubman
We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton
Prayer is not about letting God know your will; it's about completely submitting to him. You die to yourself. - Mark Batterson
He that takes truth for his guide, and duty for his end, may safely trust to God's providence to lead him aright. - Blaise Pascal
How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another. - Joyce Carol Oates
Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro
As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen
Worship is a posture of life that takes as its primary purpose the understanding of what it really means to love and revere God. - Ravi Zacharias
Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia
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