Job Interview With God

George Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump at the Pearly Gates

After passing on, George Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump are going for a job interview with God.

God asks Bush, “What do you believe in”?
Bush replies, “I believe in a free economy, a strong America, The American nation and so on ...”
God is impressed by Bush and tells him, “Great, come sit in the chair on my right.”

God goes to Obama and asks, “What do you believe in?”
Obama replies, “I believe in democracy, helping the poor, world peace, etc. .... ”
God is really impressed by Obama and tells him, “Well done, come sit in the chair on my left.”

Finally, God asks Trump, “What do you believe in?”
Trump replied, “I believe you’re sitting in my chair.”



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In God we trust. - U.S. Currency Motto

Man is a god in ruins. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

A week is a long time in politics. - Harold Wilson

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

God is like a skilful Geometrician. - Sir Thomas Browne

I did my best, and God did the rest. - Hattie McDaniel

Politics have no relation to morals. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God. - Thomas Jefferson

Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright

All government, of course, is against liberty. - H L Mencken

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

The day before me is fraught with God knows what horrors. - John Kennedy Toole

He has all the characteristics of a god - except loyalty. - Sam Houston

I'm not a dreamer... but I believe in miracles. I have to. - Terry Fox

God does not require we be successful, only that we be faithful. - Mother Teresa

God gave us our memories so that we might have roses in December. - James M Barrie

I am the vessel. The draft is God's. And God is the thirsty one. - Dag Hammarskjold

And God saw everything that he had made, and behold, it was very good. - Genesis 1:31

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

God gets you to the plate, but once you're there you're on your own. - Ted Williams

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

I do have a political agenda. It's to have as few regulations as possible. - Dan Quayle

Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman

I cannot conceive how a man could look up into the heavens and say there is no God. - Abraham Lincoln

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

Ideas are great arrows, but there has to be a bow. And politics is the bow of idealism. - Bill Moyers

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

Faith is not the belief that God will do what you want. It is the belief that God will do what is right. - Max Lucado

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

You can succeed if nobody else believes it, but you will never succeed if you don't believe in yourself. - William Boetcker

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan

It is a press, certainly, but a press from which shall flow in inexhaustible streams... through it, God will spread his word. - Johannes Gutenberg

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy


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17-Nov-2019