Job Interview With God

George Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump at the Pearly Gates

After passing on, George Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump are going for a job interview with God.

God asks Bush, “What do you believe in”?
Bush replies, “I believe in a free economy, a strong America, The American nation and so on ...”
God is impressed by Bush and tells him, “Great, come sit in the chair on my right.”

God goes to Obama and asks, “What do you believe in?”
Obama replies, “I believe in democracy, helping the poor, world peace, etc. .... ”
God is really impressed by Obama and tells him, “Well done, come sit in the chair on my left.”

Finally, God asks Trump, “What do you believe in?”
Trump replied, “I believe you’re sitting in my chair.”



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All truth is God's truth. - John Calvin

God is love and he has defeated evil. - Pope Francis

God, please save me from your followers! - Unknown

God Bless America, written by Milton Berlin. - Archie Bunker

From politics, it was an easy step to silence. - Jane Austen

Faith is the gaze of a soul upon a saving God. - A.W. Tozer

God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them. - German proverb

God is in my head, but the devil is in my pants. - Jonathan Winters

We must trust God with what we can't control. - David Jeremiah

God is always on the side of the heaviest battalions. - Voltaire

I believe in this concept that you learn by teaching. - Stephen Covey

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God. - Corrie ten Boom

Government cannot and must not replace private initiative. - Kim Campbell

I got to grow up with a mother who taught me to believe in me. - Antonio Villaraigosa

The belly is the reason why man does not so readily take himself for a god. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Prayer is the difference between the best we can do and the best God can do. - Mark Batterson

Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis

If you are big enough for your dream, your dream isn't big enough for God. - Mark Batterson

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters

I am afraid the clergyman's God is often the head of the clerical profession. - William R Inge

God not only plays dice, he throws them in the corner where you can't see them. - Stephen Hawking

There are other ways of recognizing the existence of God, through nature for instance. - Billy Graham

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

Only priests and fools are fearless and I've never been on the best of terms with God. - Patrick Rothfuss

What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

"I am who I am", said God to Moses regarding His name, because none was worth to be compared to His godhead. - Toba Beta

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

A mighty fortress is our God,
A bulwark never failing;
Our helper He,
amid the flood of mortal ills prevailing. - Martin Luther

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Charity may be a very short word, but with its tremendous meaning of pure love, it sums up man's entire relation to God and to his neighbor. - Aelred of Rievaulx


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