Job Interview With God

George Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump at the Pearly Gates

After passing on, George Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump are going for a job interview with God.

God asks Bush, “What do you believe in”?
Bush replies, “I believe in a free economy, a strong America, The American nation and so on ...”
God is impressed by Bush and tells him, “Great, come sit in the chair on my right.”

God goes to Obama and asks, “What do you believe in?”
Obama replies, “I believe in democracy, helping the poor, world peace, etc. .... ”
God is really impressed by Obama and tells him, “Well done, come sit in the chair on my left.”

Finally, God asks Trump, “What do you believe in?”
Trump replied, “I believe you’re sitting in my chair.”



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All of nature is God's art. - Dante

God, please save me from your followers! - Unknown

To plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow. - Audrey Hepburn

Trust in God, but tether your camel at night. - Jack Ryan

When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say. - Henny Youngman

Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown

Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

Honor is not the exclusive property of any political party. - Herbert Hoover

The laws of nature are but the mathematical thoughts of God. - Euclid

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx

God never sent hunger without sending something to satisfy it. - Ireland Proverb

God can heal a broken heart, but He has to have all the pieces. - Unknown

I believe in benevolent dictatorship provided I am the dictator. - Richard Branson

You must trust and believe in people or life becomes impossible. - Anton Chekhov

God gave us our memories so that we might have roses in December. - James M Barrie

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

Troubles are often the tools by which God fashions us for better things. - Henry Ward Beecher

The belly is the reason why man does not so readily take himself for a god. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

I believe in the Providence of the most men, the largest purse, and the longest cannon. - Abraham Lincoln

Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel

She believed, of course... because without something to believe in, life would be intolerable. - Rosamunde Pilcher

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban

The more we believe in ourselves, the luckier we get. The more we believe in luck, the unluckier we get. - Unknown

God, who foresaw your tribulation, has specially armed you to go through it, not without pain but without stain. - C S Lewis

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

Integrate what you believe in every single area of your life. Take your heart to work and ask the most and best of everybody else too. - Meryl Streep

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille

God created us for love, for union, for forgiveness and compassion and, yet, that has not been our storyline. That has not been our history. - Richard Rohr

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr

Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono


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01-Aug-2021