After passing on, George Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump are going for a job interview with God.
God asks Bush, “What do you believe in”?
Bush replies, “I believe in a free economy, a strong America, The American nation and so on ...”
God is impressed by Bush and tells him, “Great, come sit in the chair on my right.”
God goes to Obama and asks, “What do you believe in?”
Obama replies, “I believe in democracy, helping the poor, world peace, etc. .... ”
God is really impressed by Obama and tells him, “Well done, come sit in the chair on my left.”
Finally, God asks Trump, “What do you believe in?”
Trump replied, “I believe you’re sitting in my chair.”
In God we trust. - U.S. Currency Motto
Man is a god in ruins. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora
A week is a long time in politics. - Harold Wilson
Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
God is like a skilful Geometrician. - Sir Thomas Browne
I did my best, and God did the rest. - Hattie McDaniel
Politics have no relation to morals. - Niccolo Machiavelli
Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God. - Thomas Jefferson
Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright
All government, of course, is against liberty. - H L Mencken
Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers
The day before me is fraught with God knows what horrors. - John Kennedy Toole
He has all the characteristics of a god - except loyalty. - Sam Houston
I'm not a dreamer... but I believe in miracles. I have to. - Terry Fox
God does not require we be successful, only that we be faithful. - Mother Teresa
God gave us our memories so that we might have roses in December. - James M Barrie
I am the vessel. The draft is God's. And God is the thirsty one. - Dag Hammarskjold
And God saw everything that he had made, and behold, it was very good. - Genesis 1:31
It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump
In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney
God gets you to the plate, but once you're there you're on your own. - Ted Williams
Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams
I do have a political agenda. It's to have as few regulations as possible. - Dan Quayle
Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman
I cannot conceive how a man could look up into the heavens and say there is no God. - Abraham Lincoln
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields
Ideas are great arrows, but there has to be a bow. And politics is the bow of idealism. - Bill Moyers
Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz
Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller
Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr
It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett
Faith is not the belief that God will do what you want. It is the belief that God will do what is right. - Max Lucado
When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher
You can succeed if nobody else believes it, but you will never succeed if you don't believe in yourself. - William Boetcker
An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten
Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan
It is a press, certainly, but a press from which shall flow in inexhaustible streams... through it, God will spread his word. - Johannes Gutenberg
Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy
Man is a god in ruins. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora
A week is a long time in politics. - Harold Wilson
Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
God is like a skilful Geometrician. - Sir Thomas Browne
I did my best, and God did the rest. - Hattie McDaniel
Politics have no relation to morals. - Niccolo Machiavelli
Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God. - Thomas Jefferson
Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright
All government, of course, is against liberty. - H L Mencken
Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers
The day before me is fraught with God knows what horrors. - John Kennedy Toole
He has all the characteristics of a god - except loyalty. - Sam Houston
I'm not a dreamer... but I believe in miracles. I have to. - Terry Fox
God does not require we be successful, only that we be faithful. - Mother Teresa
God gave us our memories so that we might have roses in December. - James M Barrie
I am the vessel. The draft is God's. And God is the thirsty one. - Dag Hammarskjold
And God saw everything that he had made, and behold, it was very good. - Genesis 1:31
It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump
In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney
God gets you to the plate, but once you're there you're on your own. - Ted Williams
Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams
I do have a political agenda. It's to have as few regulations as possible. - Dan Quayle
Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman
I cannot conceive how a man could look up into the heavens and say there is no God. - Abraham Lincoln
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields
Ideas are great arrows, but there has to be a bow. And politics is the bow of idealism. - Bill Moyers
Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz
Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller
Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr
It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett
Faith is not the belief that God will do what you want. It is the belief that God will do what is right. - Max Lucado
When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher
You can succeed if nobody else believes it, but you will never succeed if you don't believe in yourself. - William Boetcker
An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten
Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan
It is a press, certainly, but a press from which shall flow in inexhaustible streams... through it, God will spread his word. - Johannes Gutenberg
Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy
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