Canuckistan

How to lay fresh green sod in the arctic north



In the only officially bilingual city, Moncton,
in the only officially bilingual province, New Brunswick,
in this officially bilingual country, Canuckistan,
city workers were instructed to lay fresh green sod,
after removing a layer of unilingual snow and ice, on December 9th, 2016

Only in New Brunswick would city workers lay sod in December

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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

All happiness depends on courage and work. - Honore de Balzac

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Live your life, do your work, then take your hat. - Henry David Thoreau

All work and no plagiarism makes for dull sermons. - Henry Ward Beecher

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands. - Fred Perry

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

Beaurocracy: A system that enables ten men to do the work of one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Whatever your work, dignify it with your best thought and effort. - Esther B York

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

Work with the raw material you have - namely you - and never let up. - Helen G Brown

Give it your all. Whatever work you do, do it to the best of your ability. - Jerry Dorsman

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

A professional is someone who does his best work when he doesn't feel like it. - Alistair Cooke

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason why so few engage in it. - Henry Ford

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

I will only hire someone to work directly for me if I would work for that person. It's a pretty good test. - Mark Zuckerberg

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

The only work that will ultimately bring any good to any of us is the work of contributing to the healing of the world. - Marianne Williamson

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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25-Jul-2021