Canuckistan

How to lay fresh green sod in the arctic north



In the only officially bilingual city, Moncton,
in the only officially bilingual province, New Brunswick,
in this officially bilingual country, Canuckistan,
city workers were instructed to lay fresh green sod,
after removing a layer of unilingual snow and ice, on December 9th, 2016

Only in New Brunswick would city workers lay sod in December

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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Claire Cook

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

A people without history is like the wind on the buffalo grass. - Lakota Sioux Proverb

Work with the raw material you have - namely you - and never let up. - Helen G Brown

All you need to grow fine, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk. - Will Rogers

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work. - Milton Berle

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Work hard, stay positive, and get up early. It's the best part of the day. - George Allen

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work. - Peter F Drucker

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Do your work with your whole heart, and you will succeed - there's so little competition. - Elbert Hubbard

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay

Personal columnists are jackals and no jackal has been known to live on grass once he had learned about meat - no matter who killed the meat for him. - Ernest Hemingway


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15-Aug-2020