Canuckistan

How to lay fresh green sod in the arctic north



In the only officially bilingual city, Moncton,
in the only officially bilingual province, New Brunswick,
in this officially bilingual country, Canuckistan,
city workers were instructed to lay fresh green sod,
after removing a layer of unilingual snow and ice, on December 9th, 2016

Only in New Brunswick would city workers lay sod in December

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Live your life, do your work, then take your hat. - Henry David Thoreau

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction. - Pablo Picasso

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands. - Fred Perry

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

The grass may be greener on the other side, but it's just as hard to cut. - Little Richard

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them. - Ann Landers

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison

If I could I would always work in silence and obscurity, and let my efforts be known by their results. - Emily Bronte

People ought to retire at 40 when they feel over-used, and go back to work at 65 when they feel useless. - Carol A O'Marie

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell


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01-Jun-2020