Canuckistan

How to lay fresh green sod in the arctic north



In the only officially bilingual city, Moncton,
in the only officially bilingual province, New Brunswick,
in this officially bilingual country, Canuckistan,
city workers were instructed to lay fresh green sod,
after removing a layer of unilingual snow and ice, on December 9th, 2016

Only in New Brunswick would city workers lay sod in December

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I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Every noble work is at first impossible. - Thomas Carlyle

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

Always be the person you would want to work for. - Liz Brenner

Live your life, do your work, then take your hat. - Henry David Thoreau

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Claire Cook

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A people without history is like the wind on the buffalo grass. - Lakota Sioux Proverb

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet. - Douglas Adams

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

Computers are heaven-sent when they work and hell-spawn when they don't. - Dani Harper

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

No human being will work hard at anything unless they believe that they are working for competence. - William Glasser

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

Being confident with what you do drives you to achieve your goals, work at your best and overcome any challenges that come your way. - Matt Morris

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

I work as if I were going to be the next person to need a respirator. I share in the benefits I bestow on others, and my work has enriched my life. - Forrest Bird


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03-Dec-2020