Canuckistan

How to lay fresh green sod in the arctic north



In the only officially bilingual city, Moncton,
in the only officially bilingual province, New Brunswick,
in this officially bilingual country, Canuckistan,
city workers were instructed to lay fresh green sod,
after removing a layer of unilingual snow and ice, on December 9th, 2016

Only in New Brunswick would city workers lay sod in December

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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

Work hard, stay positive, and get up early. It's the best part of the day. - George Allen

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes... including you. - Anne Lamott

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

We will be talking to an out of work contortionist who says he can no longer make ends meet. - Ronnie Corbett

Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence. - Colin Powell

Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

People ought to retire at 40 when they feel over-used, and go back to work at 65 when they feel useless. - Carol A O'Marie

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

Being confident with what you do drives you to achieve your goals, work at your best and overcome any challenges that come your way. - Matt Morris

The real winners in life are the people who look at every situation with an expectation that they can make it work or make it better. - Barbra Pletcher

Integrate what you believe in every single area of your life. Take your heart to work and ask the most and best of everybody else too. - Meryl Streep

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama


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Canadian Border Patrol
Caution - Struggling Workers
City Work Crew’s Slow Day
Lunch Break
Lunch Break on a Hot Day
Management Team - Leading by Example
Men At Work
Mexican Recliners
Tire-d Workers
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27-Oct-2020