Canuckistan

How to lay fresh green sod in the arctic north



In the only officially bilingual city, Moncton,
in the only officially bilingual province, New Brunswick,
in this officially bilingual country, Canuckistan,
city workers were instructed to lay fresh green sod,
after removing a layer of unilingual snow and ice, on December 9th, 2016

Only in New Brunswick would city workers lay sod in December

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Streaker: Someone who is unsuited for work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Laundress: A gown worn while sitting on the grass - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Work hard in silence. Let success make the noise. - Unknown

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

A people without history is like the wind on the buffalo grass. - Lakota Sioux Proverb

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

Your most important work is always ahead of you, never behind you. - Stephen Covey

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. - Benjamin Franklin

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

Computers are heaven-sent when they work and hell-spawn when they don't. - Dani Harper

They intoxicate themselves with work so they won't see how they really are. - Aldous Huxley

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence. - Colin Powell

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

The conventional definition of management is getting work done through people, but real management is developing people through work. - Agha Hasan Abedi

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

That's the standard technique of privatization: defund, make sure things don't work, people get angry, you hand it over to private capital. - Noam Chomsky


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18-May-2022