Canuckistan

How to lay fresh green sod in the arctic north



In the only officially bilingual city, Moncton,
in the only officially bilingual province, New Brunswick,
in this officially bilingual country, Canuckistan,
city workers were instructed to lay fresh green sod,
after removing a layer of unilingual snow and ice, on December 9th, 2016

Only in New Brunswick would city workers lay sod in December

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Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

The harder you work, the luckier you get. - Gary Player

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

Personal columnists are jackals and no jackal has been known to live on grass once he had learned about meat - no matter who killed the meat for him. - Ernest Hemingway

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


see also   Mechanical  &  Work  Sections
Bilingual Fine Print
Canadian Border Patrol
Caution - Struggling Workers
City Work Crew’s Slow Day
Lunch Break
Lunch Break on a Hot Day
Management Team - Leading by Example
Men At Work
Mexican Recliners
Tire-d Workers
Work Siesta

 

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22-Feb-2020