Beware Of Big Dog

Beware the tyranny of the minority. - Latin Proverb

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

I've been big ever since I was little. - William Perry

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

I'm not gaining weight. I'm living large. - Unknown

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far. - Theodore Roosevelt

He's got that big house to maintain in San Clemency. - Archie Bunker

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Big changes in our lives are more or less a second chance. - Harrison Ford

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Poor Faulkner, Does he really think big emotions come from big words? - Ernest Hemingway

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

I am not worried about the deficit. It's big enough to take care of itself. - Ronald Reagan

It's the little details that are vital. Little things make big things happen. - John Wooden

We'll have a big bowl of spaghetti and a plate of some of that veal scallopeepee. - Archie Bunker

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

The only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. - Kurt Vonnegut

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

I'm a big crier in general. The right life insurance commercial will take me out for a couple of days. - Ike Barinholtz

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

True contentment depends not upon what we have; a tub was large enough for Diogenes, but a world was too little for Alexander. - Charles Caleb Colton

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

When you win the World Series, like we did with The Apprentice, you don't make too many changes. The big change is always the cast. - Donald Trump

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain