Beware Of Big Dog

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries. - Stephen King

Social media allows big companies to act small again. - Jay Baer

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

I'm just the smallest dot in a big map of human history. - Ben Casnocha

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

It is the hour to rend thy chains, the blossom time of souls. - Katharine L Bates

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

I also do my own processing, so it means a big commitment in lab time. - Leonard Nimoy

Sergio Leone was a big influence on me because of the spaghetti westerns. - Quentin Tarantino

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

My parents are very good examples of Christians. They are big on forgiveness. - James Acaster

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Logic, like whiskey, loses its beneficial effect when taken in too large quantities. - Lord Dunsany

We'll have a big bowl of spaghetti and a plate of some of that veal scallopeepee. - Archie Bunker

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

I think the only way I could make something fun and big is if I don't expect it to be. - Markus Persson

If I had an ego as big as the Eiffel Tower, would I have won this many collective trophies? - Zlatan Ibrahimovic

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

If God had intended for breasts to be seen, He wouldn't have created large woolen pullovers. - Tracey Ullman

There is not one big cosmic meaning for all. There is only the meaning we each give to our life. - Anais Nin

Everyone is trying to accomplish something big, not realizing that life is made up of little things. - Frank A. Clark

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

Piglet noticed that even though he had a very small heart, it could hold a rather large amount of gratitude. - A.A. Milne

Beware of the man who does not return your blow: he neither forgives you nor allows you to forgive yourself. - George Bernard Shaw

If you don't make mistakes, you're not working on hard enough problems. And that's a big mistake. - Unknown

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater