1940 English Golf Rules

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Golf Rules in England during World War II


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Golf is a good walk spoiled. - Mark Twain

Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

I speak two languages, English and Body. - Mae West

When passion rules, she never rules wisely. - Ben Franklin

He was not only a bore; he bored for England. - Malcolm Muggeridge

If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun. - Katharine Hepburn

Golf is not so much a sport as an insult to lawns. - Unknown

If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out. - Paul Gallico

Are we playing Men's Rules today or do we count every putt? - Unknown

War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot

Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well. - Unknown

In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo

Laws are not masters but servants, and he rules them who obeys them. - Henry Ward Beecher

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. - Will Rogers

In golf as in life, it's the follow-through that makes the difference. - Unknown

There are ways of singing in English that are not just the same as in French. - Coeur de Pirate

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

Golf is the worst drug in the world. You just keep coming back fro more embarrassment. - Deacon Jones

I live by my own rules (reviewed, revised, and approved by my wife), but still my own. - Si Robertson

The funniest line in English is "Get it?" When you say that, everyone chortles. - Garrison Keillor

The noblest prospect which a Scotsman ever sees is the high road that leads him to England. - Samuel Johnson

I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser. - Arnold Palmer

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

They say that life is a lot like golf - don't believe them. Golf is a lot more complicated. - Gardner Dickinson

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks, and hitting things with a stick. - P.J. O'Rourke

Don't you just hate it when you try to think of something other than golf... and you can't? - Mike Purkey

In America, the policeman is a working-class hero. In England, the policeman is a working-class traitor. - Martin Amis

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

There are only two rules for being successful. One, figure out exactly what you want to do, and two, do it. - Mario Cuomo

My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw

I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin

Knowledge is a deadly friend when no one sets the rules;
The fate of all mankind I see is in the hand of fools. - King Crimson

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

The rules of clockwork might apply to familiar objects such as snooker balls, but when it comes to atoms, the rules are those of roulette. - Paul Davies


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