1940 English Golf Rules

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Golf Rules in England during World War II


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I'm a golfer, not an athlete. - Lee Westwood

This virus just breaks all the rules. - Thomas Scott

Rules and regulations and priororities. - Archie Bunker

When passion rules, she never rules wisely. - Ben Franklin

He was not only a bore; he bored for England. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown

Real golfers don't miss putts, they get robbed. - Unknown

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

Germlish: Training done using a mixture of English & German - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron

The English have three vegetables and two of them are cabbage. - Walter Page

If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English. - Wilfred Sheed

Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well. - Unknown

Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy. - Joseph Cambell

Rules are made for people who aren't willing to make up their own. - Chuck Yeager

I don't need to know where the green is. Where is the golf course? - Babe Ruth

The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

Show me a good loser and I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss. - Unknown

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. - Jack Lemmon

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks, and hitting things with a stick. - P.J. O'Rourke

I carry a golf ball to put under my feet when they get tight, and a Ther-Band for general stretching. - Jessica Ennis-Hill

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized. - Oscar Wilde

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods

He who learns the rules of wisdom without conforming to them in his life is like a man who plows in his field but does not sow. - Saadi

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

It is Ireland's sacred duty to send over, every few years, a playwright to save the English theatre from inarticulate glumness. - Kenneth Tynan

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

The English eat all sorts of birds - pigeons, ducks, sparrows - but if you tell them you eat puffin, you might as well come from Mars. - Bjork

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump


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