1940 English Golf Rules

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Golf Rules in England during World War II


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Golf is a puzzle without an answer. - Gary Player

I speak two languages, English and Body. - Mae West

The rules are written by the bureaucraps. - Archie Bunker

When passion rules, she never rules wisely. - Ben Franklin

Golf, like measles, should be caught young. - P G Wodehouse

You want to invent new ideas, not new rules. - Dan Heath

Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors. - Alice Walker

The English never draw a line without blurring it. - Winston Churchill

Real golfers don't miss putts, they get robbed. - Unknown

He speaks English, Spanish, and he's bilingual too. - Don King

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. - H G Wells

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

Hold me, grip me, cherish me, pretend that I'm a golf club! - Unknown

Are we playing Men's Rules today or do we count every putt? - Unknown

If it weren't for golf, I'd probably be a caddie today. - George Archer

Rules of society are nothing; one's conscience is the umpire. - Madame Dudevant

There'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood. - Bob Hope

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. - Billy Graham

Rules are made for people who aren't willing to make up their own. - Chuck Yeager

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott

I believe in rules. If there weren't any rules, how could you break them? - Leo Durocher

Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are. - W Somerset Maugham

There are three basic rules for great comedy. Unfortunately no-one can remember what they are. - Arthur Smith

I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser. - Arnold Palmer

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

The English country gentleman galloping after a fox - the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable. - Oscar Wilde

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Unknown

If you find yourself saying, "But I can't speak English...", try adding the word "... yet". - Jane Revell

No bum that can't speak poifect English oughta stay in this country - oughta be de-exported the hell outta here! - Archie Bunker

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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