Wrap Your Gifts

Not all Christmas presents fit under the tree



Wrap Your Christmas Gifts

Un-bow-lievable Christmas gifts

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The great gift of Easter is hope. - Basil C Hume

You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Jaws

Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving. - Erma Bombeck

Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

Fruitcake: The gift that keeps on giving - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Gladly accept the gifts of the present hour. - Horace

Every good and perfect gift comes from above. - Bible

Every problem has a gift for you in its hands. - Richard Bach

There is no more expensive thing than a free gift. - Michel de Montaigne

Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers. - Garth Brooks

Forgiveness is a gift of high value. Yet its cost is nothing. - Betty Smith

To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift. - Steve Prefontaine

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

It is hard to rock the boat when you are helping to row the boat. - Unknown

The greatest gift you can give another is the purity of your attention. - Richard Moss

Those gifts are ever the most acceptable which the giver has made precious. - Ovid

We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now. - Martin Luther King Jr.

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

Give whatever you are doing and whoever you are with the gift of your attention. - Jim Rohn

Your talent is God's gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God. - Leo Buscaglia

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me. - Jim Valvano

Your time is your life. That is why the greatest gift you can give someone is your time. - Rick Warren

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

Restitution: The founding or endowing of universities and public libraries by gift or bequest. - Ambrose Bierce

Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

Cease to inquire what the future has in store, and to take as a gift whatever the day brings forth. - Horace

If a man must be obsessed by something, I suppose a boat is as good as anything, perhaps a bit better than most. - E.B. White

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

Love is always bestowed as a gift - freely, willingly and without expectation. We don't love to be loved; we love to love. - Leo Buscaglia

The older one gets, the more one feels that the present must be enjoyed; it is a precious gift, comparable to a state of grace. - Marie Curie

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid

If someone offers you a gift, and you decline to accept it, the other person still owns that gift. The same is true of insults and verbal attacks. - Steve Pavlina

A gift is pure when it is given from the heart to the right person at the right time and at the right place, and when we expect nothing in return. - Vyasa


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09-Aug-2022