Isn’t That Right?
Christmas for the direction-challenged

Christmas was almost here and Mother RIGHT was finishing the Christmas baking. Father RIGHT, Susie RIGHT, and Billy RIGHT returned from their last-minute errands.

“There’s not much LEFT to be done,” said Father RIGHT as he came into the kitchen.

Just then the telepone rang, and Susie RIGHT LEFT to answer it. She rushed back to tell the family, “That was Aunt Tillie RIGHT and she’s LEFT a package for us on Grandma RIGHT’s porch. I’m going over there RIGHT now to get it,” she said as she LEFT in a rush. Father RIGHT LEFT the kitchen and brought in the Christmas Tree.

By the time Susie RIGHT returned, Mother RIGHT, Father RIGHT, and Billy RIGHT had begun trimming the tree.

The entire RIGHT family sang carols as they finished decorating. Then they LEFT all the presents arranged under the tree and went to bed, hoping they had selected the RIGHT gifts for their family.

I hope you’ve all finished your shopping and have purchased the RIGHT presents for your family and friends because that’s all that’s LEFT of my story, except of course to wish you a Merry Christmas... isn’t that RIGHT?

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