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Ernie is on his deathbed and knows the end is near. His nurse, his wife, daughter and two sons are with him.

He asks for a camcorder to record his last wishes. When all is ready he begins to speak:

“Mitch, I want you to take the Mayfair houses.”

“Stephanie, you take the apartments on the East End.”

“Brent, I want you to take the offices in the city centre.”

“Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the bank of the river.”

The nurse is aghast, shocked by the extent of his holdings, as Ernie slips away.

The nurse says, “Sarah, your husband must have been a hard-working man to accumulate all this property for his family.”

“What property?”, Sarah says. “The bastard had a paper route!”


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19-May-2022