![]() Washington State prepares special Karate events for Christmas I only direct in self-defense. - Mel Brooks I go through life like a Karate Kid. - Britney Spears Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb The best defense against logic is ignorance. - Blaise Pascal Humor is just another defense against the universe. - Mel Brooks I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson There is no defense against criticism except obscurity. - Joseph Addison Denial is a useful defense mechanism until it's not. - Rosalind Kaplan Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles. - Mignon McLaughlin Modesty is not only an ornament, but also a guard to virtue. - Joseph Addison I'm going to the North Pole to help out Santa this year. - Jimmy Fallon Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos. - Homer Simpson Invincibility lies in the defence; the possibility of victory in the attack. - Sun Tzu Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin If my Valentine you won't be, I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson I'm a black belt in karate. I grew up on the outskirts of Paris, and it was rough. - Elodie Yung I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown As to lawyers, their profession is supported by the indiscriminate defense of right and wrong. - Junius The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor. - Thomas W. Higginson Karate's a very boring sport, but when you know the technique you can go further and further. - Jean-Claude Van Damme No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman When I was younger I did karate and martial arts, and I think it's really cool for girls to have those kinds of abilities. - Rebel Wilson I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon see also Christmas & Security Sections Christmas Lottery Gift Dark Side Christmas Elf Tree Decoration If The Elves Win The Lottery Missing Elf Proof That Elves Exist |
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