![]() Washington State prepares special Karate events for Christmas Santa's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker I go through life like a Karate Kid. - Britney Spears People use irony as a defense mechanism. - David Byrne Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb The best defense against logic is ignorance. - Blaise Pascal A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown Humor is just another defense against the universe. - Mel Brooks I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson There is no defense against criticism except obscurity. - Joseph Addison Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles. - Mignon McLaughlin Modesty is not only an ornament, but also a guard to virtue. - Joseph Addison I'm going to the North Pole to help out Santa this year. - Jimmy Fallon I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson If my Valentine you won't be, I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson I'm a black belt in karate. I grew up on the outskirts of Paris, and it was rough. - Elodie Yung I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor. - Thomas W. Higginson I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan Courage will now be your best defence against the storm that is at hand - that and such hope as I bring. - JRR Tolkien I'm a 3rd degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do and 2nd degree in karate, and I'm a licensed bodyguard. - Katheryn Winnick Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon see also Christmas & Security Sections Christmas Lottery Gift Dark Side Christmas Elf Tree Decoration If The Elves Win The Lottery Missing Elf Proof That Elves Exist |
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