![]() Evolving from single-celled yellow organisms at the dawn of time, Minions live to serve, but find themselves working for a continual series of unsuccessful masters Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge Every man under his own fig tree. - Hebrew Saying A little axe can cut down a big tree. - Jamaican Saying My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown The apple will fall under the apple tree. - Greek Proverb The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12 By trying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree. - Cameroon Proverb Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran I think that I shall never see A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer If you don't like where you are, move. You are not a tree. - Unknown When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb Zealotry: 1. The enemy of idealism; 2. What a tree salesman likes to do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. - Warren Buffett Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four hours sharpening the axe. - Abraham Lincoln The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman He that climbs the tall tree has won the right to the fruit; he that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit. - Walter Scott Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln On the top of the Crumpetty Tree The Quangle Wangle sat, But his face you could not see, On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin Advice from a tree: - Stand tall and proud - Go out on a limb - Remember your roots - Drink plenty of water - Enjoy the view - Unknown Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte see also Christmas & Lightbulb Sections Despic-Hay-Bale Me Despicable Wood Stove Filet Minion Hidey Ho, Neighbour! mIndians |
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