![]() Wrapping paper supplies not included? Wine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed Gin was mother's milk to her. - George Bernard Shaw Good wine is a necessity of life. - Thomas Jefferson Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas Every cask smells of the wine it contains. - Spanish Proverb Wine improves with age. I improve with wine. - Unknown Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. - Andy Rooney Wine is the flower in the buttonhole of life. - Werumeus Buning Draft Dodger: Someone who avoids beer on tap. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com When life hands you lemons, make whiskey sours. - WC Fields Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting? - WC Fields It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst Some call it Cocktail Hour. To me, it's a support group. - Unknown What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. - Bob Marley I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin Too much of anything is bad. Too much of good whisky is barely enough. - Mark Twain A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days. - Groucho Marx Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz When the clergyman's daughter Drinks nothing but water She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin We have embarked upon the world's largest and longest cocktail party, and every issue imaginable is up for grabs. - Geoffrey Moore It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron In those days the best painkiller was ice. It wasn't addictive, and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it. - George Burns Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea. - Ernest Hemingway NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison see also Christmas Section Bird Stocking Christmas Balls Christmas Budget Christmas Dinner Made Easy Christmas Fireplace Tip Christmas Hedgehog Christmas Light Installation Christmas Pencil Sharpener Christmas Possessions To Enter Heaven Christmas Thrones Female Santa Firefighter Decorations Forget The Present Gingerbread Star Wars Walker Heathen’s Greetings Holiday Bike Jingle Cats’ White Christmas Merry House Office Party Grinch Recession Christmas Tree Redneck Christmas Sleigh Santa Claws Is Coming To Town Santa Elephant Santa For Kids Santa Stop Lights Santa’s Last Stop For Mexican Food Santa’s Scooter Sleigh Saskatchewan Entrepreneur Save Santa The Trip Signs of Christmas Everywhere Texas Hood Ornament Three Wise Men Three Wise Women Walking In A Doggie Wonderland |
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