![]() He looks pleased with himself You gotta be kitten me. - Unknown Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker Catacomb: A feline grooming tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen see also Cat & Christmas Sections Angel On Top Of The Christmas Tree Baby Christmas Tree Baby-Proof Christmas Tree Blonde Christmas Tree Canadian Christmas Tree Candle-lit Christmas Tree Cat Ornament Chemistree Christmas Ball Tree Christmas Balls Christmas Budget Christmas Fruit Tree Christmas Hairstyle Christmas Light Cat Christmas Tree Puppy Ornament Christmas Tree Relief Christmas Tree Top Pain Christmas Tree Wheel ChristMoose Tree CPU Tree Designer Tree Elf Tree Decoration Engineer’s Christmas Spec Plans Fits Perfectly Griswold Christmas Tree Handyman’s Christmas Tree Hubcap Christmas Tree Jewish Christmas Tree Lego Ornament Light Christmas Tree Low Budget Tree Marijuana Tree Mountain Christmas Tree Mouse Christmas Ornament Newfie Christmas Tree Palm Tree Christmas Lights Recession Christmas Tree Redneck Antler Tree Redneck Christmas Lights Redneck Christmas Tree Redneck Christmas Tree Transport Redneck Tire Tree Lights Sithmas Tree Texas Christmas Tree Texas Holiday Lights Train Tree Water For A Dry Christmas Tree Word Tree Zoo Christmas Tree |
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