Christmas Book Tree

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Christmas Tree Decorated like a Book

Spreading pages of good news this Christmas

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Book Of Ecclesiasticles - Archie Bunker

No furniture so charming as books. - Sydney Smith

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

A multitude of books distracts the mind. - Seneca

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

No wonder the teacher knows so much - she has the book. - Edgar W Howe

Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them. - Lemony Snicket

You can learn a line from a win and a book from a defeat. - Paul Brown

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

Wisdom is not wisdom when it is derived from books alone. - Horace

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

I don't discriminate against sushi. It's all good in my book. - Billy Horschel

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. - Ernest Hemingway

A good book is like an unreachable itch. You just can't leave it alone. - Laura Bush

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

For those of you who haven't read the book, it's been published tomorrow. - David Frost

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert

The most technologically efficient machine that man has ever invented is the book. - Northrop Frye

Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes. - John Le Carre

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

I fell asleep reading a dull book, and I dreamed that I was reading on, so I awoke from sheer boredom. - Heinrich Neine

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

Five years from now, you're the same person except for the people you've met and the books you've read. - John Wooden

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books. - Sigmund Freud

When you read a classic you do not see in the book more than you did before. You see more in you than there was before. - Clifton Fadiman

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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05-Jun-2020