Christmas Book Tree

Paging through the Holiday Season



Christmas Tree Decorated like a Book

Spreading pages of good news this Christmas

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Beware the man of a single book. - Bertrand Russell

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

History books that contain no lies are extremely dull. - Anatole France

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

That Book, sir, is the Rock on which our Republic rests. - Andrew Jackson

Modesty is not only an ornament, but also a guard to virtue. - Joseph Addison

The mark of a good book is it changes every time you read it. - Anderson Cooper

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

I don't discriminate against sushi. It's all good in my book. - Billy Horschel

Dreams are illustrations from the book your soul is writing about you. - Marsha Norman

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert

There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? - Bette Midler

Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. - Warren Buffett

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called Huckleberry Finn. - Ernest Hemingway

Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes. - John Le Carre

When a book and a head come into contact and one of them sounds hollow, is it always the book? - Arthur Schopenhauer

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. - Oscar Wilde

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich

Book: A depository of knowledge which a student will try to stay awake long enough to read the night before finals - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Five years from now, you're the same person except for the people you've met and the books you've read. - John Wooden

When you read a classic you do not see in the book more than you did before. You see more in you than there was before. - Clifton Fadiman

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

Laughter is healing and helpful and fun, and I see my role as an entertainer, and I want readers to leave my books smiling. - Gail Carriger

Accountant: 1. A noble insect; 2. A dutiful book balancer whose role within a corporation is to protect it from creative ideas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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23-Jan-2021