Christmas Book Tree

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Christmas Tree Decorated like a Book

Spreading pages of good news this Christmas

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A big book is a big bore. - Callimachus

Books are uniquely portable magic. - Stephen King

A multitude of books distracts the mind. - Seneca

The apple will fall under the apple tree. - Greek Proverb

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

It's a very good historical book about history. - Dan Quayle

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield

Like the Good Book says, "Patience is a virgin." - Archie Bunker

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran

The best books... are those that tell you what you know already. - George Orwell

Disbelief: How you tell someone what the green stuff on a tree is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't discriminate against sushi. It's all good in my book. - Billy Horschel

There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts. - Charles Dickens

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

One always tends to overpraise a long book, because one has got through it. - E M Forster

You can never get a cup of tea big enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

Book Censor: A person who reads so much he gets asterisks in front of his eyes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney

The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame. - Oscar Wilde

Internet: The best library in the world, but with all its books strewn across the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called Huckleberry Finn. - Ernest Hemingway

The most important part of a story is the ending. No one reads a book to get to the middle. - Mickey Spillane

Shady Character: A fellow who snoozes in a hammock under a tree while his wife mows the lawn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick

If there's a book you really want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. - Toni Morrison

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

Five years from now, you're the same person except for the people you've met and the books you've read. - John Wooden

He that climbs the tall tree has won the right to the fruit; he that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit. - Walter Scott

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

The remedy for life's broken pieces is not classes, workshops or books. Don't try to heal the broken pieces. Just forgive. - Iyanla Vanzant

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin


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19-May-2022