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Years teach us more than books. - Berthold Auerbach

Beware the man of a single book. - Bertrand Russell

When I want to read a book, I write one. - Benjamin Disraeli

Never read a book that is not a year old. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

I lived in books more than I lived anywhere else. - Neil Gaiman

It's a very good historical book about history. - Dan Quayle

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them. - Lemony Snicket

By trying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree. - Cameroon Proverb

A classic is a book which people praise and don't read. - Mark Twain

The mark of a good book is it changes every time you read it. - Anderson Cooper

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

There's far more truth in the Book of Genesis than in the quantum theory. - Malcolm Muggeridge

For those of you who haven't read the book, it's been published tomorrow. - David Frost

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame. - Oscar Wilde

Everybody does have a book in them, but in most cases that's where it should stay. - Christopher Hitchens

When a book and a head come into contact and one of them sounds hollow, is it always the book? - Arthur Schopenhauer

Yearbook: A book containing student pictures that will keep getting nerdier as the years go by - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

I am not afraid that the book will be controversial, I'm afraid it will not be controversial. - Flannery O'Connor

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

I fell asleep reading a dull book, and I dreamed that I was reading on, so I awoke from sheer boredom. - Heinrich Neine

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

If there's a book you really want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. - Toni Morrison

My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich

Wanting to meet a writer because you like their books is like wanting to meet a duck because you like pate. - Margaret Atwood

The chief knowledge that a man gets from reading books is the knowledge that very few of them are worth reading. - H L Mencken

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

He that climbs the tall tree has won the right to the fruit; he that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit. - Walter Scott

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

Laughter is healing and helpful and fun, and I see my role as an entertainer, and I want readers to leave my books smiling. - Gail Carriger

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin


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27-Sep-2020