![]() Why every man needs a prenuptial agreement Prenup: a contract entered into prior to marriage, civil union or any other agreement prior to the main agreement by the people intending to marry or contract with each other. Largest Source of Personalized License Plate Humour The law itself follows gold. - Propertius Agree, for the law is costly. - William Camden Divorce: fission after fusion. - Rita Mae Brown Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg Lawyers are the jackals of commerce. - Elbert Hubbard Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb Justice is incidental to law and order. - J Edgar Hoover Law is order, and good law is good order. - Aristotle Lawyers are guardians of the legal order. - Philip Wood He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides. - Charles Lamb Lawyers are seldom loved but often needed. - Robert B McKay In law, nothing is certain but the expense. - Samuel Butler We are never to judge a philosophy by its abuse. - Augustine Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. - Groucho Marx Lawyers are in the business of advocacy, not judgment. - Allan C Hutchinson Lawyers are men whom we hire to protect us from lawyers. - Elbert Hubbard Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. It is only shallow people who do not judge by appearances. - Oscar Wilde Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect. - Unknown People hasten to judge in order not to be judged themselves. - Albert Camus You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless it is paid for. - Unknown Lawyers are like rabbits. They have a nasty habit of multiplying. - Leo Reilly The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. - Oscar Wilde Laws are not masters but servants, and he rules them who obeys them. - Henry Ward Beecher Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy. - Homer Simpson Lawsuit: a machine you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce Lawyers are men who will swear black is white, if they are paid for it. - Edward Counsel If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law. - Winston Churchill The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law. - Aristotle The Second Law of Pies: they must be baked, not fried (or boiled, or steamed). - Janet Clarkson I was never ruined but twice: once when I lost a lawsuit and once when I won one. - Voltaire A jury consists of twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer. - Robert Frost Lawyers are operators of toll bridges which anyone in search of justice must pass. - Jane Bryant Quinn May you live your life as if the maxim of your actions were to become universal law. - Immanuel Kant Lawyers are like foxes, small and innocuous, but all the time stealthily sniffing the air. - Michael O'Sullivan Law: an ordinance of reason for the common good, made by him who has care of the community. - Thomas Aquinas The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France We lawyers learn to study the faces of our witnesses, to form quick judgments, and to act upon them. - Lyman Abbott In a litigation-happy society, clear agreements often prevent small disagreements form becoming big ones. - Harvey Mackay I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in. - Brendan Behan There's a lot of fake people in the world, but before you judge them, make sure you're not one of them. - Unknown Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws. - Plato Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon The denial of an objective moral law based on the compulsion to deny the existence of God results ultimately in the denial of evil itself. - Ravi Zacharias A lawyer's performance in the courtroom is responsible for about 25 percent of the outcome; the remaining 75 percent depends on the facts. - Melvin Belli The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman An Old Man’s Dying Request Ancient Greek Law BLONDE License Plate Generous Lawyer Good Lawyer Divorce Defined Divorce Lawyers |
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