Joe’s Office

Paperwork never gets in the way of another GR8 inspiration





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Dentist Office: A filling station - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Creative clutter is better than idle neatness. - Unknown

Well, all I know is what I read in the papers. - Will Rogers

If they give you ruled paper, write the other way. - Juan Ramon Jimenez

Heartbreak is a loss. Divorce is a piece of paper. - Taylor J Reid

One ad is worth more to a paper than forty editorials. - Will Rogers

Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. - Daphne Zuniga

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers. - H L Mencken

I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork. - Peter de Vries

You do well to consider the office your own, for you bought it. - Julius Caesar's father

A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on. - Samuel Goldwyn

We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming. - Wernher von Braun

My stockbroker asked me something important today: paper or plastic? - Jay Leno

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

Every time I fill a vacant office, I make ten malcontents and one ingrate. - Louis XIV

If life gives you a bowl of lemons, go find an annoying guy with paper cuts. - Unknown

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley

My aim is to put down on paper what I see and what I feel in the best and simplest way. - Ernest Hemingway

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

Trust him not with your secrets, who, when left alone in your room, turns over your papers. - Johann K Lavater

I have far too many skeletons in my closet to think about any sort of serious mention of public office. - David Cone

Many of our fears are tissue-paper-thin, and a single courageous step would carry us clear through them. - Brendan Francis

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

A boss on vacation is the most cost effective measure. Everybody in the office has a vacation at the cost of one. - Thibaut

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

Only government can take perfectly good paper, cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless. - Milton Friedman

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

Judge: 1. A law student who marks his own examination papers; 2. A lawyer who once knew a politician; 3. A man in a trying position. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

Papers say: 'Congress is deadlocked and can't act.' I think that is the greatest blessing that could befall this country. - Will Rogers

It is often wonderful how putting down on paper a clear statement of a case helps one to see, not perhaps the way out, but the way in. - Arthur Christopher Benson

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump


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13-Jul-2020