Joe’s Office

Paperwork never gets in the way of another GR8 inspiration





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Post Office: U.S. Snail - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dentist Office: A filling station - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are no office hours for leaders. - Cardinal J Gibbons

Stampede: A mad rush to the post office - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fireplace: An office used for discharging people - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If they give you ruled paper, write the other way. - Juan Ramon Jimenez

Heartbreak is a loss. Divorce is a piece of paper. - Taylor J Reid

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming. - Wernher von Braun

A verbal agreement isn't worth the paper it's written on. - Samuel Goldwyn

Fools take to themselves the respect that is given to their office. - Aesop

My stockbroker asked me something important today: paper or plastic? - Jay Leno

I can forget and you can forget, but a piece of paper never forgets. - Unknown

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

There is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot. - Gary Hart

Every time I fill a vacant office, I make ten malcontents and one ingrate. - Louis XIV

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

If life gives you a bowl of lemons, go find an annoying guy with paper cuts. - Unknown

I think I'm right-brained, incapable of managing my way out of a brown paper bag. - Jeremy Grantham

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

Only government can take perfectly good paper, cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless. - Milton Friedman

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen

There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done. - Ronnie Corbett

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

Judge: 1. A law student who marks his own examination papers; 2. A lawyer who once knew a politician; 3. A man in a trying position. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

Papers say: 'Congress is deadlocked and can't act.' I think that is the greatest blessing that could befall this country. - Will Rogers

It is often wonderful how putting down on paper a clear statement of a case helps one to see, not perhaps the way out, but the way in. - Arthur Christopher Benson

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

I love working for myself from home. I get along with everyone in the office; I can show up in pajamas, and I always win Employee of the Month. - Missy Miwac

I'm readin' in the paper where the CIA is dopin' people up. Maybe somebody injected some of that LSD in the lady's cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman


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24-Oct-2021