Joe’s Office

Paperwork never gets in the way of another GR8 inspiration





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Post Office: U.S. Snail - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dentist Office: A filling station - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are no office hours for leaders. - Cardinal J Gibbons

Well, all I know is what I read in the papers. - Will Rogers

Heartbreak is a loss. Divorce is a piece of paper. - Taylor J Reid

One ad is worth more to a paper than forty editorials. - Will Rogers

Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. - Daphne Zuniga

Like toilet paper, laughter is in short supply these days. - Phil Callaway

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork. - Peter de Vries

A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on. - Samuel Goldwyn

We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming. - Wernher von Braun

Fools take to themselves the respect that is given to their office. - Aesop

My stockbroker asked me something important today: paper or plastic? - Jay Leno

Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper. - Rex Reed

Every time I fill a vacant office, I make ten malcontents and one ingrate. - Louis XIV

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

If life gives you a bowl of lemons, go find an annoying guy with paper cuts. - Unknown

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers

A blank piece of paper is God's way of telling us how hard it is to be God. - Sidney Sheldon

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

I think I'm right-brained, incapable of managing my way out of a brown paper bag. - Jeremy Grantham

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley

My aim is to put down on paper what I see and what I feel in the best and simplest way. - Ernest Hemingway

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

Trust him not with your secrets, who, when left alone in your room, turns over your papers. - Johann K Lavater

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

A boss on vacation is the most cost effective measure. Everybody in the office has a vacation at the cost of one. - Thibaut

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen

The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

It is often wonderful how putting down on paper a clear statement of a case helps one to see, not perhaps the way out, but the way in. - Arthur Christopher Benson

I love working for myself from home. I get along with everyone in the office; I can show up in pajamas, and I always win Employee of the Month. - Missy Miwac

The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman

It wasn't until we got out first office in Palo Alto where things became more like a company. We never went into this wanting to build a company. - Mark Zuckerberg


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08-Aug-2022