![]() Santa's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker Catacomb: A feline grooming tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin Cataract: Where cats hang their coats. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan When witches go riding and black cats are seen, The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen Cat Ornament Christmas Kittens Christmas Light Cat Jingle Cats’ White Christmas Santa Cat Santa Cats |
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