![]() Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran I think that I shall never see A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer Modesty is not only an ornament, but also a guard to virtue. - Joseph Addison Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown Zealotry: 1. The enemy of idealism; 2. What a tree salesman likes to do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield If my Valentine you won't be, I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four hours sharpening the axe. - Abraham Lincoln One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump On the top of the Crumpetty Tree The Quangle Wangle sat, But his face you could not see, On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree; Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen Christmas Balls Christmas Tree Puppy Ornament Lego Ornament Mouse Christmas Ornament Texas Hood Ornament |
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