![]() On January 9, 1994, a world record of 3,769 bald eagles were counted at the annual Brackendale Winter Eagle Count. The Brackendale area of Squamish, B.C. has one of the greatest concentration of wintering bald eagles in the world. Palm Tree: A tree with hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge Every man under his own fig tree. - Hebrew Saying The apple will fall under the apple tree. - Greek Proverb Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd You cannot fly like an eagle with the wings of a wren. - William Henry Hudson The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies Disbelief: How you tell someone what the green stuff on a tree is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. - Steven Wright If the Eagle Scouts had some sort of Sith equivalent, Marcone was it. - Jim Butcher Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King If my Valentine you won't be, I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. - Warren Buffett If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown Shady Character: A fellow who snoozes in a hammock under a tree while his wife mows the lawn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four hours sharpening the axe. - Abraham Lincoln You can't fly with the owls by night and expect to keep up with the eagles during the day. - Unknown The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor As the eagle was killed by the arrow winged with his own feather, so the hand of the world is wounded by its own skill. - Helen Keller Geometry: 1. What the acorn said after it grew up; 2. A tree made up of numbers and letters; 3. Without geometry, life is pointless. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com The axe cannot boast of the tree it has cut down. It could do nothing but for the woodsman. He made it, he sharpened it, and he used it. - Samuel Brengel Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin a real Bald Eagle Billy the Eagle Owl Eagle Catch (@ t-1) Eagle Collision Not-So-Bald Eagle |
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