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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

Cataract: Where cats hang their coats. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wok The Dog: Specialty at Vietnamese Restaurants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling

If we growl all day we're likely to feel dog tired at night. - Amish Saying

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso


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21-May-2022