![]() Blooming Christmas tree lights in Hawaii He lights up a room when he leaves it. - Henny Youngman Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12 A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan A bore is a person who lights up the room simply by leaving it. - L.J. Peter Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus There was nothing in the dark that wasn't there when the lights were on. - Rod Serling Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson There are dark shadows on the earth, but its lights are stronger in the contrast. - Charles Dickens If my Valentine you won't be, I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten The fly that doesn't want to be swatted is most secure when it lights on the fly-swatter. - G.C. Lichtenberg As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off the lights for economical rather than romantic reasons. - Lillian Carter No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won't feel like you are alone anymore. - Unknown Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez see also Christmas, House & Lightbulb Sections Angel On Top Of The Christmas Tree Baby Christmas Tree Baby-Proof Christmas Tree Blonde Christmas Tree Canadian Christmas Tree Candle-lit Christmas Tree Christmas Balls Chemistree Christmas Fruit Tree Christmas Tree Puppy Ornament Christmas Tree Relief Christmas Tree Wheel ChristMoose Tree CPU Tree Engineer’s Christmas Spec Plans Griswold Christmas Tree Jewish Christmas Tree Lego Ornament Light Christmas Tree Low Budget Tree Mountain Christmas Tree Mouse Christmas Ornament Newfie Christmas Tree Recession Christmas Tree Redneck Antler Tree Redneck Christmas Lights Redneck Christmas Tree Redneck Tire Tree Lights Sithmas Tree Texas Christmas Tree Texas Holiday Lights Train Tree Word Tree |
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