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Celebrating Christmas by different religions this Holiday Season

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Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Every religion at its core is exclusive. - Ravi Zacharias

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

Of all the bad men, religious bad men are the worst. - C S Lewis

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

If you don't like where you are, move. You are not a tree. - Unknown

Disbelief: How you tell someone what the green stuff on a tree is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion. - Thomas Paine

Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. - Warren Buffett

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

Shady Character: A fellow who snoozes in a hammock under a tree while his wife mows the lawn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four hours sharpening the axe. - Abraham Lincoln

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

I never considered a difference of opinion in politics, in religion, in philosophy, as cause for withdrawing from a friend. - Thomas Jefferson

Geometry: 1. What the acorn said after it grew up; 2. A tree made up of numbers and letters; 3. Without geometry, life is pointless. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear


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14-Aug-2022