![]() You better watch out You better not cry Better not pout I’m telling you why Santa Claus is coming to town He’s making a list And checking it twice; Gonna find out Who’s naughty and nice Santa Claus is coming to town He sees you when you’re sleeping He knows when you’re awake He knows if you’ve been bad or good So be good for goodness sake! O! You better watch out! You better not cry Better not pout I’m telling you why Santa Claus is coming to town Liquor Store: A stupor market - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King Gin was mother's milk to her. - George Bernard Shaw Wine is my favorite 4 letter word. - Unknown Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. - Ogden Nash You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown Draft Dodger: Someone who avoids beer on tap. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com When life hands you lemons, make whiskey sours. - WC Fields Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for. - Irish Proverb There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst Some call it Cocktail Hour. To me, it's a support group. - Unknown Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. - Bob Marley I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw Stop trying to make everybody happy - you're not tequila. - Unknown A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. - Ralph Richardson I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. - Winston Churchill To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. - Phyllis Diller If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days. - Groucho Marx Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism. - Carl Jung Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. - Joan Collins Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw We have embarked upon the world's largest and longest cocktail party, and every issue imaginable is up for grabs. - Geoffrey Moore It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison see also Bartender, Christmas & Music Sections Alcohol Research Calculus Drinks Feeling Inebriated? Grandma’s Remedies How Tequila Works If Alcohol Talked Red Wine Diet Redneck Wine Glass Russian Shot Glass Scottish Haircut Sermon On Alcohol Smirnoff Women Whiskey Lurks Good Yoga Stress Relief |
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