![]() How to select a Christmas tree Every man under his own fig tree. - Hebrew Saying My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown The apple will fall under the apple tree. - Greek Proverb A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield By trying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree. - Cameroon Proverb Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran If you don't like where you are, move. You are not a tree. - Unknown Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos. - Homer Simpson Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb Zealotry: 1. The enemy of idealism; 2. What a tree salesman likes to do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown If my Valentine you won't be, I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. - Warren Buffett If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four hours sharpening the axe. - Abraham Lincoln The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied: I wish no gifts, only presence. - Unknown The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle Technology is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other. - Carrie Snow He that climbs the tall tree has won the right to the fruit; he that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit. - Walter Scott Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon see also Christmas Section Elf Defense If The Elves Win The Lottery Missing Elf Proof That Elves Exist Angel On Top Of The Christmas Tree Baby Christmas Tree Baby-Proof Christmas Tree Blonde Christmas Tree Canadian Christmas Tree Candle-lit Christmas Tree Cat Ornament Christmas Balls Chemistree Christmas Fruit Tree Christmas Tree Puppy Ornament Christmas Tree Relief Christmas Tree Wheel ChristMoose Tree CPU Tree Engineer’s Christmas Spec Plans Griswold Christmas Tree Jewish Christmas Tree Lego Ornament Light Christmas Tree Low Budget Tree Mountain Christmas Tree Mouse Christmas Ornament Newfie Christmas Tree Palm Tree Christmas Lights Recession Christmas Tree Redneck Antler Tree Redneck Christmas Lights Redneck Christmas Tree Redneck Tire Tree Lights Sithmas Tree Texas Christmas Tree Texas Holiday Lights Train Tree Word Tree |
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