Christmas Roast Dinner

Being s’elf-ish for a good winter meal





Snow giant finds use for unproductive elves

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Dinner is poured. - WC Fields

I'm having an old friend for dinner. - The Silence of the Lambs

Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent

Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb

Gladly accept the gifts of the present hour. - Horace

Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. - William Shakespeare

If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner. - H.S. Leigh

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

He that waits upon fortune is never sure of a dinner. - Benjamin Franklin

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Out for lunch. If not back by five, out for dinner also. - Unknown

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

We're eating dinner soon. Don't fill up on homework. - Alex Baze

Modesty is not only an ornament, but also a guard to virtue. - Joseph Addison

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations. - Oscar Wilde

Opportunity does not knock. It presents itself when you beat down the door. - Kyle Chandler

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste. - Wes Smith

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

It's one of the greatest gifts you can give yourself, to forgive. Forgive everybody. - Maya Angelou

The purpose of life is to discover your gifts, and the meaning of life is to give them away. - Martin Seligman

One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon


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05-Jun-2020