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Fjord: Norwegian car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

He lights up a room when he leaves it. - Henny Youngman

Cataract: Where cats hang their coats. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A bore is a person who lights up the room simply by leaving it. - L.J. Peter

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

There was nothing in the dark that wasn't there when the lights were on. - Rod Serling

It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

Usually a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow. - Jeremy Clarkson

The fly that doesn't want to be swatted is most secure when it lights on the fly-swatter. - G.C. Lichtenberg

Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off the lights for economical rather than romantic reasons. - Lillian Carter

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won't feel like you are alone anymore. - Unknown

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez


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14-Aug-2022