Handicap Lawnmower

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In politics an absurdity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

Being unconscious is the ultimate disability. - Jessa Gamble

The only disability in life is a bad attitude. - Scott Hamilton

Every person with a disability is an individual. - Itzhak Perlman

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

The wheelchair symbolizes disability in a way a cane does not. - Annette Funicello

The world worries about disability more than disabled people do. - Warwick Davis

As a prize - a beautiful riding mower with optional ass scratcher! - Unknown

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

I have a strong sense that I have to educate people about disability. - Oscar Pistorius

How a society treats its disabled is the true measure of a civilization. - Chen Guangcheng

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

Slaves who are disabled from working shall be provided for by their masters. - Unknown

I'm not an advocate for disability issues. Human issues are what interest me. - Aimee Mullins

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

The thing about living with any disability is that you adapt; you do what works for you. - Stella Young

It was ability that mattered, not disability, which is a word I'm not crazy about using. - Marlee Matlin

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

Disability doesn't make you exceptional, but questioning what you think you know about it does. - Stella Young

Many people with dyslexia truly suffer, and their lives are worse off for having had that disability. - Malcolm Gladwell

Disability is a matter of perception. If you can do just one thing well, you're needed by someone. - Martina Navratilova

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

There is a plan and a purpose, a value to every life, no matter what its location, age, gender or disability. - Sharron Angle

If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. - Will Rogers

My disability exists not because I use a wheelchair, but because the broader environment isn't accessible. - Stella Young

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

Disability is a way of getting some extremity, some kind of very difficult situation, that throws an interesting light on people. - Mark Haddon

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Disability has become a form of permanent welfare for a lot of folks. It's not that hard to prove a mental illness or mental issues or pain issues. - Nina Easton

People presume my disability has to do with being an amputee, but that's not the case; our insecurities are our disabilities, and I struggle with those as does everyone. - Aimee Mullins