Book Christmas Tree

Book Of Ecclesiasticles - Archie Bunker

So many books, so little time. - Frank Zappa

No furniture so charming as books. - Sydney Smith

Wear the old coat and buy the new book. - Austin Phelps

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

The covers of this book are too far apart. - Ambrose Bierce

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

Why don't you write books people can read? - Nora Joyce

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

A room without books is like a body without a soul. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

It's a very good historical book about history. - Dan Quayle

That Book, sir, is the Rock on which our Republic rests. - Andrew Jackson

You can learn a line from a win and a book from a defeat. - Paul Brown

Wisdom is not wisdom when it is derived from books alone. - Horace

The mark of a good book is it changes every time you read it. - Anderson Cooper

If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

Don't judge a book by its cover 'til you've read the book. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Giving your book to Hollywood is like turning your daughter over to a pimp. - Tom Clancy

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney

The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame. - Oscar Wilde

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? - Bette Midler

Everybody does have a book in them, but in most cases that's where it should stay. - Christopher Hitchens

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two. - George Burns

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

I have written a book. This will come as quite a shock to some. They didn't think I could read, much less write. - George W. Bush

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

If my books had been any worse, I should not have been invited to Hollywood, and if they had been any better, I should not have come. - Raymond Chandler

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker